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Re: Guidelines to simplify life
This one is funny cause we've been there, right?
Originally posted by wikd69
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Re: Guidelines to simplify life
Just had to copy that one and print it. ;DComment
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Re: Guidelines to simplify life
Here is a list I picked up at my Vet's, while waiting for my dog.
I thought it was very good and hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
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CANINE LIFE RULES
If dogs could teach us, we would learn things such as:
when loved ones come home, always run to great them
never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride
allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy
when its in your best interest practice obedience
let others know when they have invaded your territory
take naps and stretch before rising
run, romp and play daily
thrive on attention and let people touch you
avoid biting, when a simple growl will do
on warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass
on hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree
when you are happy, dance and wag your entire body
no matter how often you are scolded, dont buy into the guilt thing and pout
run right back and make friends
delight in the simple joy of a long walk
eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough
be loyal
never pretend to be something you are not
if what you want lies buried, dig until you find it
when someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently
Applying the above lessons to your life should make it a little less RUFF!
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More often than not we see the mistakes before they get off the ground.....Originally posted by wikd69
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM
I am a jet engine mechanic and this is just friggin funny...going to show it to our electricians in a minute.Comment
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"Light travels faster than sound".
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Comment
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My favorite has always been "everyone has a photographic memory ; ....... some people just forgot to put the film in" ;DSolutions are often obvious once you get the questions right.Comment
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Can't read this with out smiling. ;DComment
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