Things I learned from my dad:
- Don't have kids
- he had to outrun dinosaurs
- it snowed, year round, in California
- while his elementary school was directly across the soccer field from his house, he had to walk it - uphill, both ways, in a foot of snow, barefoot.
- He knows everything (well, except a few things that there is no statute of limitations - such as that dent).
- He knows everything - just ask him
- Who needs trade school? I learned how to bust my knuckles the old fashion way, but learning to dodge a wrench
- Tape measures were rubber
- Electricity flows across air gaps
- Lug nuts don't tighten themselves
- Always hurt your back the first day of a water ski vacation.
- Don't back couch drive when your kid is driving... I swear, dad, I was avoiding the very thing you were seeing after all those pain meds...
Also.
- Buicks are cool
- Corvettes are fun
- Racing is great if you don't get caught
And Happy Father's day to y'all out there
- Don't have kids
- he had to outrun dinosaurs
- it snowed, year round, in California
- while his elementary school was directly across the soccer field from his house, he had to walk it - uphill, both ways, in a foot of snow, barefoot.
- He knows everything (well, except a few things that there is no statute of limitations - such as that dent).
- He knows everything - just ask him
- Who needs trade school? I learned how to bust my knuckles the old fashion way, but learning to dodge a wrench
- Tape measures were rubber
- Electricity flows across air gaps
- Lug nuts don't tighten themselves
- Always hurt your back the first day of a water ski vacation.
- Don't back couch drive when your kid is driving... I swear, dad, I was avoiding the very thing you were seeing after all those pain meds...
Also.
- Buicks are cool
- Corvettes are fun
- Racing is great if you don't get caught
And Happy Father's day to y'all out there
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