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**Malibu Ranch** · February 9, 2009, 04:26 AM

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and me without my helmet

**BOWTIE6872** · February 9, 2009, 06:14 AM

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but I got my shotgun

**jword2001** · February 9, 2009, 07:08 AM

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and a kevlar tuque

**Malibu Ranch** · February 9, 2009, 08:41 AM

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& Chuck Norris on speed dial

**Bamfster** · February 9, 2009, 09:33 AM

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next to 1-800-SPANK-ME

**Schtauffer** · February 9, 2009, 10:01 AM

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and 1-800-230-3030

**BOWTIE6872** · February 9, 2009, 10:58 AM

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but before 1888 why bite

**OldUsedParts** · February 9, 2009, 11:25 AM

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the bullet if you can't

**BOWTIE6872** · February 9, 2009, 11:39 AM

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stop it before it does

**Bamfster** · February 9, 2009, 02:58 PM

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major organ damage

**squeeezer** · February 9, 2009, 04:28 PM

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cause you gotta take the

**Fordplay0621** · February 9, 2009, 04:49 PM

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Heavy lead to get ahead

**Bamfster** · February 9, 2009, 05:16 PM

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in bed when drinking

**Pumpkin** · February 9, 2009, 05:22 PM

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exlax and pepto because, well...

**Bamfster** · February 9, 2009, 05:23 PM

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changing sheets is a pain

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