Announcement

**Bamfster** · December 7, 2011, 06:13 AM

three virgins and a mule

**LORENSWIFE** · December 7, 2011, 08:31 AM

To type his memoirs quickly

**Bamfster** · December 7, 2011, 08:47 AM

before the memories are erased

**70chevyC-10** · December 7, 2011, 11:04 AM

but only the mule showed up

**Bamfster** · December 7, 2011, 01:16 PM

and it wasn't a virgin

**70chevyC-10** · December 7, 2011, 02:45 PM

but neither was all that wool

**oletrux4evr** · December 7, 2011, 04:35 PM

that made her sweater so.....

**crazyjohn** · December 11, 2011, 01:40 AM

thick and supple that

**oletrux4evr** · December 11, 2011, 02:44 PM

even an expert had to.....

**Barry Donovan** · December 11, 2011, 03:34 PM

lacquer thinner the plastic chemical

**crazyjohn** · December 15, 2011, 02:40 AM

to achieve the best finish

**Bamfster** · December 15, 2011, 06:21 AM

and texture, like a torpedo

**70chevyC-10** · December 15, 2011, 06:55 AM

fish in the water

**oletrux4evr** · December 15, 2011, 10:43 AM

just waiting to explode when....

**70chevyC-10** · December 15, 2011, 02:35 PM

it hit the special

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