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We didn't have no fancy smacie fuuueellll indddjecccctiion...we had leaking splitting car-bar-a-tors and we liked it...WE LOVED IT!!!
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We didn't have no laaaayyyyytttex condoms...........
We used to have to kill a lamb,cut it open,take out its guts and tie 'em around our Johnson and we liked it.....
We Loved It!Comment
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same here...I may rebuild the carb when it turns 25....maybe.Originally posted by Mr.WFO
it may be the 23 below zero january replenishing it. :
may it be.Previously boxer3main
the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.Comment
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back in my day nice cars exsisted in only magazines and world of wheels shows...If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark DonohueComment
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Come on Guys no OLD SNL fans here?Comment
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Back in my day(born '39) you could tell the year and make of a car from two blocks away!
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Well, back in my day we didn't even bother taking all those unnecessary steps...we simply used the lamb the way it came...and we could always come back for seconds and thirds. :Originally posted by Cyclone03 ;D :D
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EEWWWWWEE!!!Originally posted by yogreasygrammaWell, back in my day we didn't even bother taking all those unnecessary steps...we simply used the lamb the way it came...and we could always come back for seconds and thirds. :Originally posted by Cyclone03 ;D :DWhiskey for my men ... and beer for their horses!Comment
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Heres a little of Dana Carvey as Grumpy old Man...
Grumpy Old Man: I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey! In my day, we didn't have these cash machines that would give you money when you needed it. There was only one bank in each state -- it was open only one hour a year. And you'd get in line, seventeen miles long, and the line became an angry mob of people -- fornicators and thieves, mutant children and circus freaks -- and you waited for years and by the time you got to the teller, you were senile and arthritic and you couldn't remember your own name. You were born, got in line, and ya died! And that's the way it was and we liked it!
Life was simpler then. There wasn't all this concern about hy-giene! It my days, we didn't have Kleenex. When you turned seventeen, you were given the family handkerchief. ... It hadn't been washed in generations and it stood on its own ... filled with diseases and swarmin' with flies. ... If you tried to blow your nose, you'd get an infection and your head would swell up and turn green and children would burst into tears at the sight o' ya! And that's the way it was and we liked it!
Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it!
Progress?! Flobble-de-flee! In my day, when we were angry and frustrated, we just said, "Flobble-de-flee!" 'cause we were idiots and we didn't know what else to say! Just a bunch o' illiterate Cro-Magnons, blowin' on crusty handkerchiefs, waitin' in lines for our head to burst into flame and that's the way it was and we liked it!
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Originally posted by yogreasygrammaWell, back in my day we didn't even bother taking all those unnecessary steps...we simply used the lamb the way it came...and we could always come back for seconds and thirds. : ;D :D
Sick, wrong, preverted, yet still f-n funny ;D
Thats cuttin' out the middle man the hard way.Jeremy George in Windsor NYComment
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How about this...
now make up your own!Comment
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Sorry, that just ain't funny .....Originally posted by Cyclone03
Back in my (SNL) day, this was funny;
Weekend Update (Chevy Chase & Jane Curtin)
The Killer Bees (John Belushi, Bill Murray, Garrett Morris & Dan Aykroyd)
Woman To Woman (Gilda Radner)
Uncle Roy (Buck Henry)
The Mr. Bill Show
The Coneheads (Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin & Laraine Newman)
Nick the Lounge Singer (Bill Murray)
Mister Robinson's Neighborhood (Eddie Murphy)
Buckwheat (Eddie Murphy)
That White Guy (Jim Belushi)
Ed Grimley (Martin Short)
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that's the SNL i remember
I'm Chevy Chase...and you're not.Maybe I can clear this up.....I thought the cop was a prostitute.Comment
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Actually, I've seldom found SNL to be funny.
But don't let me stop you from enjoying yourself.Act your age, not your shoe size. - PrinceComment
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