Re: Road rage at the racetrack
I sling around a lot of old jokes here. Can't take credit for them. But I actually did that in the restaurant in Missouri.
And another time - I was at the airport in Thunder Bay, Ontario. At the rental car counter, I flashed my business card and asked the attendant, "Are you familiar with this company?" She said, "Yes."
I asked, "We have a mill around here somewhere....do you know where it is?" She solemnly said, "Yes."
I asked, "Are you familiar enough with it to give me directions to it?" She said, "Yes."
She waved with her hand, come this way. She was behind the counter, I was in front of the counter. She walked me about 8 feet yonder way to where we both had a view out of a big picture window. She pointed out the window and said slowly, "It's right THERE."
There it was, across the street from the airport. As big as half of Kansas. She said, "When you leave our parking lot, go STRAIGHT."
She even said "Straight" real slow. Ohhhhhh. Okay. Thank you M'am.
I sling around a lot of old jokes here. Can't take credit for them. But I actually did that in the restaurant in Missouri.
And another time - I was at the airport in Thunder Bay, Ontario. At the rental car counter, I flashed my business card and asked the attendant, "Are you familiar with this company?" She said, "Yes."
I asked, "We have a mill around here somewhere....do you know where it is?" She solemnly said, "Yes."
I asked, "Are you familiar enough with it to give me directions to it?" She said, "Yes."
She waved with her hand, come this way. She was behind the counter, I was in front of the counter. She walked me about 8 feet yonder way to where we both had a view out of a big picture window. She pointed out the window and said slowly, "It's right THERE."
There it was, across the street from the airport. As big as half of Kansas. She said, "When you leave our parking lot, go STRAIGHT."
She even said "Straight" real slow. Ohhhhhh. Okay. Thank you M'am.
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