Three of my friends and I spent weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.
Two days before our group was to leave, my wife put her foot down and told me I couldn't go.
My friends were understandably very upset that I couldn't go, but what could we do.
Two days later my three friends got to the camping site only to find me sitting there with my tent set up,
firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire. "Damn Steve, how long you been here and
how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" they asked me.
"Well, I replied, "I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife
came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she
was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.
The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do whatever you want."
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