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    After 10 years we finally got rid of our 55-gallon aquarium. Too much work, just another chore to keep up with and we never did more than just fed the 12 little fish that were left in it. That made some room in the living room.. Sue Unit said, ya know we may actually have room for a pool table now if we moved out the dining room table. Oh my, how I love that special wife of mine.

    She got on Craig's List and found a pool table listed for a little over a hundred dollars, about an hour away from here. Away I went, and if anybody knows anything, you've GOTTA know that if I drive that far just to look at something, I'm GONNA bring it back home in Bubba the Truck.

    A genunie worn-out falling-apart particle board pool table with minature balls. Perfect. Now, check out peewee's Sports Bar, the place I've always dreamed of having.

    One view, there it is, a shining spectacle of Chinese engineering, the immaculate pool table:



    And the other view - that's the computer on the left where I'm typing at you right now, just so you'll have a visual:



    So there ya go, a look inside.

    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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    Peewee do you ever ride that bike you have hanging on the wall?

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    • #3
      Re: peewee's Sports Bar

      Originally posted by antmnte
      Peewee do you ever ride that bike you have hanging on the wall?
      No, I can't ant - it's too big for me. That's why we put it on the wall.
      Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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        Burger king was giving away dolls?
        Doing it all wrong since 1966

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Buickguy
          Burger king was giving away dolls?
          No, that's Burger QUEEN, some sort of a let's-don't bring-it-up-in-front-of-Sue-Unit thing, some sort of a very special sacred Catholic Christmas decoration she got from her mom way back then in Pittsburgh. She sets it all up every year and I say it looks great.

          It means a lot to her, that decoration-doll. I'm glad it does. I mean kid gloves - stored gently in silk paper until next year, etc. No, that's not a guy thing for sure. I sure hope I don't hit it with a pool ball before it gets put back up for the year. That would be.....that would be the worst.
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          • #6
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            Party at Peewee's... First one to get all tanked on Patron and dive off the cat stand on to the pool table and sink the eight ball with his nose WIN"S !!!

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by speed service
              Party at Peewee's... First one to get all tanked on Patron and dive off the cat stand on to the pool table and sink the eight ball with his nose WIN"S !!!
              Come on now, at least make it challenging ;D
              Escaped on a technicality.

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              • #8
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                Well, if any of that happens, I'd be able to helicopter you out of there if you only weigh about a tenth of an ounce, and then only if you were not afraid of dying in a violent crash.....
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                  We've only had the sports bar open for a couple or three days. Already, we have one dedicated patron. He won't leave. He's beaten everybody in the house on the pool table, and has his quarter sitting on the rail for the next game, but there are no takers. But he's not leaving. As you can see, he's respectful enough to take his shoes off when he comes in....we don't require that at all, but he does it anyway. A very good customer already.



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                  • #10
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                    Oh thank God! My eyeballs aren't the best and I thought the thread title was "PeeWee's Sports Bra" My mental image eyes burning and about to fall out of my mental image head.

                    Dan

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                    • #11
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                      Naw, don't let it disturb your trying-to-go-to-sleep process Dan. I don't have mammaries, just have daddaries, and not noticeable ones at that. And I'm not into doing real sports.

                      Except for jumping to conclusions and overstepping my bounds and shooting pool, if they are sports.
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                      • #12
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                        My sports bar is in my garage.I call it a work bench.
                        Calypornya...near the beach

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