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    Someone got it right,fits my wife to a T. hell she prolly wrote it

    9 WORDS WOMEN USE

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .... that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*$# YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

    Never kick a fresh Turd on a hot day.....Harry S Truman

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    Re: 9 words women use

    Originally posted by fine59


    (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*$# YOU!


    Around here saying "yes dear" is our way of saying the same thing.
    "Somewhere the zebra is dancing". Garth Stein's The art of racing in the rain.

    Matt

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    • #3
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      My wife used all those except for "Thank You" when I told her I was doing the 24 Hours of Lemons.

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      • #4
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        obviously you have met my wife, and used her dictionary also.

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        • #5
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          I believe that these words are actually taught to all women.

          Maybe when they split up the boys and girls in health class??

          My wife uses them constantly.
          200 mph or bust.......

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          • #6
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            this is more of a phrase but what about-"not now, i have a head ache"
            (i usually bring a glass of water and an asprin and when she says,"i dont have a head ache" i just say got ya!! :o :

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            • #7
              Re: 9 words women use

              Originally posted by thevic24
              this is more of a phrase but what about-"not now, i have a head ache"
              (i usually bring a glass of water and an asprin and when she says,"i dont have a head ache" i just say got ya!! :o :
              LOL! I'm trying that this weekend.
              Cheap, slow, half-assed: Pick three

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                i swear it worked the first time. the look on the whifes face when i pulled that one was priceless ;D

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                • #9
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                  When I was was young it was "Go ask your Father".Usually ment no.
                  Calypornya...near the beach

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                  • #10
                    Re: 9 words women use

                    Try this one.

                    Don't get her something when she says;

                    "You don't have to get me anything for my (fill in the Blank)".

                    Yeah! She got the SUV for her Birthday, then Came Christmas.

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                      How come they don't talk and think like that before you marry them ?
                      a.k.a. - arrowhead from joysey

                      "They're no good for you. all they ever think about are cars" (GTO/Warren Oates) - Two Lane Blacktop

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                      • #12
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                        I like the "Which ones should I wear?" when she's got 2 different earrings/shoes on! How the hell am I supposed to know? I always pick one though, so she will wear the other!!!

                        I once told her the jeans didn't make her look fat, it was her ass! I don't remember anything after that.... at least until the swelling went down and I saw the error of my ways! LOL

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                        • #13
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                          I have been married 19 months. I have not witnessed any of these statements yet. :o ;D
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                            Re: 9 words women use

                            Originally posted by dagenesta
                            I have been married 19 months. I have not witnessed any of these statements yet. :o ;D
                            Check her pulse
                            Never kick a fresh Turd on a hot day.....Harry S Truman

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                            • #15
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                              You frogot "do I look fat in this"....this is a test...dont fall for it...If you say yes...youre a dead man, if you say no....she'll think you arent looking...she already knows the answer...this is one of those Twix moments

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