Advice Column

[pdub]

This one may run everybody's phone bill up in a hurry, but it's something to think about every day.

If you knew for a fact that you were going to die in a few hours, who would you call, and what would you say?

So, why are you waiting?

[Barry Donovan]

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I'd take a nap.

[HEMI]

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Rush Limbagh,and tell him what a racist jerk he is.

[IRONHEAD]

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i'd call everyone I talk to now.. and say farwell..
then call an escort. and............................................... ..

[sedandelivery55]

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My ex-wife and tell her all of the stuff I'd thought of and the things I didn't say since the last time we fought. ;D

[pdub]

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Me ex-boss said his approach would be "screw everybody else. Said he'd get his hands on as many different illegal hallucinagenic drugs as he could, and eat them all at once.

[DanStokes]

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I try to do this every day - not that I'm perfect at it. I'm wildly fortunate that many love me (including members of at least two species) and I try to be worthy of that. So I'd try to call all those and remind them that they are worthy on my love, too.

PeeWee - your Boss is an idiot. Why would you want to spend your last few hours in a condition that would prevent you form experiencing the wonders of the world for the last time? Makes no sense to me at all.

Dan

[JOES66FURY]

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everyone that matters to me are right in my house...I might call mom and dad....but I doubt it....more time to spend with the wife and kids...

[pdub]

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Yeah Dan, my ex-boss was/is an idiot in a lot of ways. He was/is from Newfoundland. He got fed up with working here and went back home. To his original house on the ocean there - never sold it. So by now he's giraffe asshole deep in snow and loving it, because that's what he's used to.

But I don't ever expect to ever even meet anybody like him ever again, unless I meet somebody else from Newfoundland. It must be cultural.

He's quite a character. No way to describe him.