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    I'm sittin' here sorting through email and hacking between here and the guns forum, while Unit watches a schmaltzy movie on USA, and I couldn't help but overhear a line from the poorly-acted and over-dramatized movie on the TV.

    Here it comes. There was a too-long pause during a loud argument between some man and a woman (and I can't stand or tolerate arguments anyway)....the long silence caught my unconscious attention....long pause....so long, I turned around in the computer chair to see if we'd lost satellite service (again). The noise stopped.

    No, it was still playing. The woman finally over-said, "I'm PREGNANT."

    Can anybody beat that? What's the worst two words you ever heard?



    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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    ulcerated colitis.
    BS'er formally known as Rebeldryver

    Resident Instigator

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      mother inlaw

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        terminal cancer

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          "I do."


          Ron
          It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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            Outta Beer :P.
            "Somewhere the zebra is dancing". Garth Stein's The art of racing in the rain.

            Matt

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              wrecked firebird.
              Escaped on a technicality.

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                "It hurts"
                over the phone moments after your sister gets into a car accident. That tops it for me.

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                  You're fired!

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                    " He's Gone" My mother told me, after she woke me about my father's passing of Brain Cancer.

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                      Dad died...............my cousin's first words on the phone to me that his Dad, my uncle(best friend,fishing buddy,brother,dad,wrench tutor all rolled in one) had had a massive aneurysm and had just passed away......he had just spend the whole previous day with me....and then he was gone.......still affects me 15 yrs later.

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                        48 hours. (emergency pack-up deployment, late '02.)
                        Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                        "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                          But, honey...! :'( :'( :'( (from my ex) >

                          Now that she's my ex... 8) ;D

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                            It's stripped
                            If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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                              ah Sh*T...right before I t-bone some car that cut me off

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