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    I had an extraordinarily profound thought today. It was in fact, life changing. It was moving in its impact. I want to share it with you, but my day was so busy, I can't remember what is was about. It was big.

    I lost it. Do you have one to replace it? Maybe I can remember what it was.....
    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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    "If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?"

    Or, on a more serious note:
    "Human beings are the only species on Earth that will follow an unstable pack leader". Cesar Millan
    Lots of implications to that one.

    Dan

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    • #3
      Re: Profound Thought

      Peanut butter first, THAN jelly!
      I'm probably wrong

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      • #4
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        No matter how deep the ocean is, you can always crack an egg with a hammer.
        That which you manifest is before you.

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        • #5
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          don't spit into the wind, dont pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim.....
          If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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          • #6
            Re: Profound Thought

            When you approach life's crossroads, remember to look both ways
            Rumors of my demise by rollover have been greatly exaggerated.

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            • #7
              Re: Profound Thought

              Why is it that shooting under par in golf is a good thing, but anything sub par is a bad thing?

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              • #8
                Re: Profound Thought

                'Null' is null or not an object. :

                hmmm.

                'invisible' is invisible or can't be seen.

                I'll just go up a few posts and follow:

                humans are the only race that follows a bad pack leader.
                Previously boxer3main
                the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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                • #9
                  Re: Profound Thought

                  When everything seems all peaches and roses....you better start cautiously looking around every corner cuz you never know when Murphy is going to jump out and smash you in the face with a 2X4.....
                  If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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                  • #10
                    Re: Profound Thought

                    If peanut oil is made from peanuts......

                    and

                    vegetable oil is made from vegetables....



                    What is baby oil made from?
                    200 mph or bust.......

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                    • #11
                      Re: Profound Thought

                      How do you make "water wetter"?

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                      • #12
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                        If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
                        If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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                        • #13
                          Re: Profound Thought

                          Why do ATM's have braille directions in the Drive Thru?

                          Ed & Jane Tampa, FL
                          1966 Plymouth Fury III
                          2014 Dodge Ram 1500
                          Long Hauler - 2009,2010,2012,2013,2014
                          Cocoa Beach & Valdosta - 2011

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                          • #14
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                            when you drink, don't drive, don't even putt
                            Rumors of my demise by rollover have been greatly exaggerated.

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                            • #15
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                              If less is more, then nothing at all is the most....more or less.

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