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    Post up your man laws at will......One per post please as that everyone gets a chance....

    Here is mine....

    Man Law #1: When using a urinal, there must be at least one urinal spacing between you and the next guy. If there is not room you must wait.

    Seth
    200 mph or bust.......

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    IF your car has an issue you attempt to fix it, not call AAA or 911

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    • #3
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      Real men wash their hands BEFORE taking a whizz.
      It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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      • #4
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        Real men where taught not to whizz on there hands.

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        • #5
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          Real men don't believe in foreplay, the merely tell their wife/girlfriend "You better brace yourself"

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          • #6
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            "Bring me a beer before it starts."
            Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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            • #7
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              If you look longingly at that muscle car/hotrod and wish you had one while you drive the minivan or Camry the wife picked out for you, she has your man card and you are no longer a man.

              If you cant change a tire you are an idiot.

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              • #8
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                Real men are NOT allowed in Grease Monkey/Express Lube/Etc....you change your oil in the driveway.
                Whiskey for my men ... and beer for their horses!

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by peewee
                  "Bring me a beer before it starts."
                  Quick, get me another beer before it starts ;)

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by Bamfster
                    Real men are NOT allowed in Grease Monkey/Express Lube/Etc....you change your oil in the driveway.
                    In the snow! ;D
                    Escaped on a technicality.

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                    • #11
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                      do not go to a doctor until the pain is pussing a nerve through your eyes.


                      not that I am masocist...17 shattered teeth and a run to a doctor every time there is pain gets to be finding natural ways to get over it. :
                      Previously boxer3main
                      the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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                      • #12
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                        Stitches are done with the wife's sewing kit in the bathroom...not at the ER.
                        Whiskey for my men ... and beer for their horses!

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                        • #13
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                          No man shall talk to another man in a public restroom unless they are doing the same thing, both standing in line, both standing at the urinal, both washing their hands, etc. They have less than ten seconds to wrap up the conversation after one of their status's change.
                          Escaped on a technicality.

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                          • #14
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                            Men do not RIDE in cars.....unless another man is driving.

                            Seth
                            200 mph or bust.......

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                            • #15
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                              After getting a vasectomy, a real man will jog home. ;D

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