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    If you can start the day without caffeine,

    If you can get going without pep pills,

    If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

    If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

    If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

    If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

    If you can conquer tension without medical help,

    If you can relax without liquor,

    If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,



    ?Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

  • #2
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    This is true.

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    • #3
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      hmmm.... now if you'd just tell that to one of my dogs - his panties are always in a bunch over on thing or another (squirrels running, rabbits hopping, leaves falling)
      Doing it all wrong since 1966

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      • #4
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        Buickguy - take the panties off the dog. No wonder he's upset! How embarrassing.

        Dan

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        • #5
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          Which loves you more: your dog or your wife?

          Here's how you find out. Lock both of them in the trunk of your car for 3 hours. Open the trunk and see which one is happy to see you!


          Ron
          It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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          • #6
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            Interesting,yes,yes ;D. ~J/W.

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