Chuck Norris

[Bamfster]

Re: Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris eats a Rubik's Cube, he poops it out solved!

God said "let there be light" and Chuck Norris said "say please!"

There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of the plane and punches the ground.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if Chuck Norris is holding the pen.

Illegal steroids used by athletes are actually essence of Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the economy.

[Caveman]

Re: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once went camping in Washington state and caught a cold. He sneezed. Mt. St. Helens has never been the same.

Chuck Norris does not use a microwave. He just stares at his food until it either melts or boils.

And here's a special one for Bangshifters...

Chuck Norris likes to make lemonade... out of lemons, sugar.... and nitromethane.