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    This week one lady sent 80-something redneck photos I'd never seen before. I thought by now I'd seen them all. But, no.

    So I'm tearing through them getting them ready to post this weekend, about halfway done, and I get to this one. I'm stumped. I can't caption this one....

    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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    Looks like they are headed to their Princess & the Pea rehearsal.
    Life is short. Be a do'er and not a shoulda done'er.
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    1986 Ford Ranger EFI 545/C6 https://bangshift.com/forum/forum/ba...tooth-and-nail

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    • #3
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      Today we spotted a truck outfitted with Toyota's newest safety innovation, 'Soft Stop Technology'. In the event of a rapid acceleration incident, the driver needs to strongly apply the brakes, causing a torrent of soft mattresses to pile down in front of the vehicle, thereby reducing the risk of injury to the people in the car and those in the dentist office, convenience store, day care center, monestary,temple, donut shop, or other car that will be impacted by the impending wreck.

      Patent pending.
      That which you manifest is before you.

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      • #4
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        It's so if he puts the truck in neutral at high speeds and flips it will be a soft landing.
        Escaped on a technicality.

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        • #5
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          Mexicans?
          The youngest guy on the board
          76 vega
          86 fiero

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          • #6
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            I'm thinking this was the original air bag system. As always, Toyota was WAY ahead on safety innovations. It took a couple of years to refine it and move the bags inside.

            Dan

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by 64casteel
              Mexicans?
              The Toyota must give it away, Italians use Vespa's (I've seen it :o)
              Escaped on a technicality.

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              • #8
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                hard to come up with just one - after all, it's a toyota landcruiser body used as a canopy on the pickup....

                Toyota's design review process fails again?

                Toyota's looking for a soft landing from its latest fiasco?

                Toyota takes hires Wiley E. Coyote as their impact consultant?
                Doing it all wrong since 1966

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                • #9
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                  a Alabama motel 6 on wheels

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                  • #10
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                    Pablo truly believed the sky was falling and wanted to be prepared.
                    Life is short. Be a do'er and not a shoulda done'er.
                    1969 Galaxie 500 https://bangshift.com/forum/forum/ba...ild-it-s-alive
                    1998 Mustang GT https://bangshift.com/forum/forum/ba...60-and-a-turbo
                    1983 Mustang GT 545/552/302/Turbo302/552 http://www.bangshift.com/forum/forum...485-bbr-s-83gt
                    1973 F-250 BBF Turbo Truck http://www.bangshift.com/forum/forum...uck-conversion
                    1986 Ford Ranger EFI 545/C6 https://bangshift.com/forum/forum/ba...tooth-and-nail

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                    • #11
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                      "Mijo, JUAN!! zat tree branch look too low, esse?"

                      "No problemo vato, we can make it."

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                      • #12
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                        It's so if he puts the truck in neutral at high speeds and flips it will be a soft landing.
                        hahaha!

                        "Check out my new soft top!"
                        "Its a convertable?"
                        "Nope. . its a SOFT top!"

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                        • #13
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                          How a mexican family goes to the beach
                          If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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