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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next
Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that
they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next
Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that
they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
I've seen tons of nekkidness and I have not eaten a bullet nor used the vest of TNT they gave me back in 1991 when I almost married a woman from UAE. 
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