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Subject: letter to Jesse
Jesse,
You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most
beautiful women in
the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted
wealth is shadowed
only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.
But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now
the named " America 's
Sweetheart"; you also remember she just one an Oscar (which translates to
more money per
picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tatto
oed freak, who just
happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on=
the planet! And
while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able=
to take half of your
wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially=
after Sandra speech
during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you liv=
e with yourself
after she even cared for your children?
I only have one thing to say to a dispicable, miserable, cheating piece of=
crap that you are:
Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat off of of me. Lets do lunch=
sometime and
compare notes.
Tiger Woods
, 2013 LH, 2014 LH
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