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There we were at the Jameson Inn in Laurinburg for the Maxton event. I was stretched out on the bed watching the TV...
Way back before Christmas I was sitting in a chair in our kitchen while Sue Unit was giving me a haircut. I had nothing else to do but to just sit there and stare at the wall. After living in this house for nearly two years I finally SAW the wall. Ya know how most guys can walk through a room or LIVE in a room and can't describe the first thing about the decor? That's me. I dunno, it had walls.
But I finally SAW the butt-ugly wallpaper in our kitchen and that crap had to go. The ugliest paisley-looking flowered shit - this can't be in OUR house! That's got to go. About a month of steady labor later, the walls were painted white and the wallpaper was gone. I should have never SEEN the walls.
So there in the Maxton motel room, just to the right of the TV, I SAW the lamp. I'll put this up against any lamp in America in an ugly contest. It's obviously made from an old bowling trophy:
Way back before Christmas I was sitting in a chair in our kitchen while Sue Unit was giving me a haircut. I had nothing else to do but to just sit there and stare at the wall. After living in this house for nearly two years I finally SAW the wall. Ya know how most guys can walk through a room or LIVE in a room and can't describe the first thing about the decor? That's me. I dunno, it had walls.
But I finally SAW the butt-ugly wallpaper in our kitchen and that crap had to go. The ugliest paisley-looking flowered shit - this can't be in OUR house! That's got to go. About a month of steady labor later, the walls were painted white and the wallpaper was gone. I should have never SEEN the walls.
So there in the Maxton motel room, just to the right of the TV, I SAW the lamp. I'll put this up against any lamp in America in an ugly contest. It's obviously made from an old bowling trophy:
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