Guts Vs. Balls

[groucho]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

[BigBlockMopar]

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Somehow I think either the Guts or Balls will start hurting pretty bad about 0.1 second after the last word was spoken... ;D
I'll rather stick with just a Brain... ;)

[Pumpkin]

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Is there a Mrs. Groucho? Didn't think so.

[moparmaniac07]

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BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I don't think you'd have them too much longer after that one ;D

[fahrenschnell]

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Hahahahaha


Very Nice Groucho.....

Seth

[IRONHEAD]

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an early 90's interweb joke rides again

[SpiderGearsMan]

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smoocho -tales for lovers only

[realsteelfreak]

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Well Groucho, now that made me laugh ;D

[TheSilverBuick]

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I tried that second one, turned out to be my neighbor's wife :o Does that count for something? :P

[JOES66FURY]

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an early 90's interweb joke rides again

are you and Jim in competition to win a Bang Shift antagonist award or are you both really as angry and bitter as you appear to be?

[ch1ll]

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funnnnnny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
and who !@#$% cares how old or where that joke came from ITS FUNNY ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
and who cares if there really is or isn't a Mrs Groucho, betcha he ain't no sissy ;) :P:D :-*


;D ITS FUNNY ;D
just ask PeeWee

[ch1ll]

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dang thats funny
I'm coping it and taken it to work monday.
theres a guy I work with I'm going ta have rollin on the floor
He ain't no sissy either.

[DanStokes]

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Yeah, it's funny and all, but.....

I've been married three times and would never have pulled that on ANY of 'em. Know why? I don't like celibacy.

Dan

[mustang13]

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My Dad once told me that the only time in a marrage you can say stuff like that, is when your sure your all do F---ing for the remainder of the relationship, lol.

That was a new one for me, so thanks for posting Groucho!

[IRONHEAD]

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an early 90's interweb joke rides again

are you and Jim in competition to win a Bang Shift antagonist award or are you both really as angry and bitter as you appear to be?

oh I get it... people can tell pee wee the link he post is old..
but god help me if I point out a joke is at least 15-20years old
but your post is funny. as seen as ,why you don't go to r/c