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Don't feel like paying or waiting at a tolbooth? Just do a 'Dukes' and floor it.
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Re: Don't feel like paying or waiting at a tolbooth? Just do a 'Dukes' and floor it.
wasn't expecting that.
Couldn't aim for the safer path apparently.
I flew through a tollbooth once, I was dying. woke up in a rest area, car in drive up against a light pole...
nobody stopped, nobody checked, nobody at the tollbooth apparently. Twilight zone kind of evening.
(I was poisoned- like having a stroke) True story, and it is a weird one. I do not remember the last feet coming to a stop...unconscious.
Upon awakening I took an extremely acidic "excretion" and only knew to find my home with half my body numb. I do not know how I am alive in today in fact...Previously boxer3main
the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.
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Re: Don't feel like paying or waiting at a tolbooth? Just do a 'Dukes' and floor it.
Originally posted by DanStokesI still think it would be useful to know the Dutch for "Here, hold my beer and watch this". Never know when you'll need that.
Dan
So trying to help you out as a friend, I did the research but my Dutch dictionary doesn't have a whole lot of words or phrases in it that relate to such things. I couldn't even find "Mustard Barbecue Sauce" in the Dutch dictionary, so I essentially gave up.
And then trying to tie the story together and trying to be the complete unbiased reporter that I am, I went to the Southern dictionary. I was actually surprised....no SHOCKED, to find that there is no Southern phrase for "Here, hold my beer." It's not in there.
Further research revealed that the phrase "Here, hold my beer" originated in Newfoundland. It's hard to hold a beer and do a stunt on a snowmobile at the same time. That's the limiting factor, and hence, the saying.
I hope this helps.....
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Re: Don't feel like paying or waiting at a tolbooth? Just do a 'Dukes' and floor
Originally posted by peeweeEagle, you didn't pronounce that exactly right. I heard the inflection. You're not from around here, are ya?
I hate you, due to lack of sleep+insomnia+adhd (making it even harder to sleep)
I am at the point where everything is funny and I just woke my brother up laughingRumors of my demise by rollover have been greatly exaggerated.
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Re: Don't feel like paying or waiting at a tolbooth? Just do a 'Dukes' and floor
Originally posted by Eagle KammbackOriginally posted by peeweeEagle, you didn't pronounce that exactly right. I heard the inflection. You're not from around here, are ya?
I hate you, due to lack of sleep+insomnia+adhd (making it even harder to sleep)
I am at the point where everything is funny and I just woke my brother up laughing
I think you and I are the two odd chickens in this coop. I'm glad they keep us both. I've tried to get thrown out, but it didn't work.Charter member of the Turd Nuggets
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Re: Don't feel like paying or waiting at a tolbooth? Just do a 'Dukes' and floor
Originally posted by peeweeOriginally posted by Eagle KammbackOriginally posted by peeweeEagle, you didn't pronounce that exactly right. I heard the inflection. You're not from around here, are ya?
I hate you, due to lack of sleep+insomnia+adhd (making it even harder to sleep)
I am at the point where everything is funny and I just woke my brother up laughing
I think you and I are the two odd chickens in this coop. I'm glad they keep us both. I've tried to get thrown out, but it didn't work.
PeeWee, Ive been kicked into better places than this....... LOL just kidding...... or am I
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Re: Don't feel like paying or waiting at a tolbooth? Just do a 'Dukes' and floor it.
Seth, this place is completely grand. After all, I should be in bed but I'm doing this instead.
Where have you been? I need another rash of great jokes for the website.
pwCharter member of the Turd Nuggets
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