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I'm 15, just before all of my home life hits the skids, and all is good with the world. I've got my '79 Caprice coupe washed, waxed, cleaned, sitting in the shady part of the lawn, pretty much taking a nap. A girl I had been seeing for a bit stops by, introduces herself to my mom. Mom seems to like her, points her toward the sled in the yard with two giant feet sticking out of the driver's window. She lets herself inside, and we sit and talk for a couple of hours, like well behaved teens. Mom sees this, doesn't bother being a nosy pain in the ass, just does her thing.
Sarah starts crawling around the car...suddenly she seems restless...and then she hits the backseat, gives me that C.F.M. ( :o ;D) look, and as soon as the thought of "..hey! That means that she wants to..." crosses my mind, I make a leap to the backseat.
I forgot to reinstall the dome light. Ever see the two pins that GM has to hold theirs on? Yeah. One is now in my back, after having torn about 4" down the center of the left side. I tried so hard to play it cool, this wouldn't stop me (damn right it wouldn't!!) but she saw blood and got my mother to look at it, who went to get my stepfather...
Mom drove Sarah home. Ronnie (stepfather) gave me a shot of Jack-he knew I was in it already-and tried to give me a 'we saw this coming, it's ok' speech while not busting a gut laughing so damn hard.
TOP THAT. ;D
I'm 15, just before all of my home life hits the skids, and all is good with the world. I've got my '79 Caprice coupe washed, waxed, cleaned, sitting in the shady part of the lawn, pretty much taking a nap. A girl I had been seeing for a bit stops by, introduces herself to my mom. Mom seems to like her, points her toward the sled in the yard with two giant feet sticking out of the driver's window. She lets herself inside, and we sit and talk for a couple of hours, like well behaved teens. Mom sees this, doesn't bother being a nosy pain in the ass, just does her thing.
Sarah starts crawling around the car...suddenly she seems restless...and then she hits the backseat, gives me that C.F.M. ( :o ;D) look, and as soon as the thought of "..hey! That means that she wants to..." crosses my mind, I make a leap to the backseat.
I forgot to reinstall the dome light. Ever see the two pins that GM has to hold theirs on? Yeah. One is now in my back, after having torn about 4" down the center of the left side. I tried so hard to play it cool, this wouldn't stop me (damn right it wouldn't!!) but she saw blood and got my mother to look at it, who went to get my stepfather...
Mom drove Sarah home. Ronnie (stepfather) gave me a shot of Jack-he knew I was in it already-and tried to give me a 'we saw this coming, it's ok' speech while not busting a gut laughing so damn hard.
TOP THAT. ;D
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