In a Perfect World

[pdub]

Time for some levity.

Let's see if this one makes a thread.....

In a Perfect World, I would be able to hit those long straight shots on the pool table. The balls are all lined up, and I rattle the object ball around the pocket and it doesn't go in. If I could just make shots like that, I may someday be able to run the table.

In a Perfect World, you could....

[DanStokes]

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Peewee - this IS a perfect world. Lots of good stuff and enough not-so-good stuff so you can appreciate the good stuff. Don't believe me? Get Grandkids - or dogs.

But in an alternate reality I'd hit the Lottery so I could have even more car fun and, mostly, do all the nice stuff for folks that I can only dream about right now.

Dan

[oldsman71]

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you could ride a goat like a moped, and use its horns for handlebars :D
I dont think you can get away with that in this world :-\ :-\ :D :D :D

goats are funny looking it would be like that dude in blazing saddles
riding that bull ;D yea I know im a dork!!!!!

[Eagle Kammback]

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In a perfect world

My dad would build a pole barn in the empty space next our house so all of us could work on our vehicles

[Gary 351C]

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In a perfect world all of the traffic ahead of me would part like the Red Sea (i.e. Moses) and all red lights would turn green as I approached, . . . .Oh yea, and my car would have some kind of Romulan cloaking device making me invisible to cops. ;D I've had to deal with WAY too much traffic lately!

[455 LeMans]

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In a perfect world everything would be, well, perfect...

[Thumpin455]

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There would be no war, women would always have something interesting to say, and topless women would be the norm, with pants optional. Of course since it is a perfect world none of them would be fat nor have road map looking bodies after kids, it would all go back to looking like they did when they were 19... no matter how old.

[JOES66FURY]

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in a perfect world I could pick LOTTO numbers with allarming accuracy, then use said money to make things suck a little less for me and my family, my mom, my dad, grandmas and the rest of the clan.... I would also use said money to fund drag teams at local high schools, and of course...buy a warehouse and fill it with cars...I think I would start a day care center for children who are deaf and hard fo hearing as well...

[Bamfster]

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In a perfect world ... my nitrous bottles would always be full.