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    Jason (my next door neighbor) will wisk me off in a few minutes to New Hanover Regional Medical Center for the ol' peter rooter - you older guys know what I'm talkin' about. Green Light Laser prostate ablation, technically. The doc has done a million of 'em and has an excellent reputation (no rookie is going to get near Ol' Duke!) but it can't hurt to have Good Ju-Ju from you guys, too. This is a routine procedure to them and a Damn Big Deal to me! Soon I'll be peeing like a race horse if all goes well.

    Dan

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    Ol' Duke????

    Good luck brother!
    Whiskey for my men ... and beer for their horses!

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      "Ol' Duke" comes from a guy at EPA. He was describing his prostate operation (before the Laser) in great, gory detail. Notice I spared you the vivid details.

      Dan

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        My boss (who is also a good friend, I'm lucky there) just did this a month ago. He'd been putting it off for at least 5 years that I know of, now he wishes he had it done sooner.

        He's challenged everyone here to a whizzing contest, he's confident now he'll take first place!

        Good luck Dan. Don't worry, some pretty little thing will take good care of Duke.


        Of all the paths you take in life - make sure a few of them are dirt.

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          And I had to settle for Fred ..... I feel jipped
          Whiskey for my men ... and beer for their horses!

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            good luck Dan... may his hand be steady.
            Neal

            Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

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              Dan, advice.

              If the doctor has both hands on your shoulders and you feel something, demand he stop instantly.
              That which you manifest is before you.

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                Originally posted by Brian Lohnes
                Dan, advice.

                If the doctor has both hands on your shoulders and you feel something, demand he stop instantly.
                DAMN YOU LOHNES! made me choke on my water, people at work wonder wtf was going on.
                Neal

                Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

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                  Originally posted by nesabo
                  Originally posted by Brian Lohnes
                  Dan, advice.

                  If the doctor has both hands on your shoulders and you feel something, demand he stop instantly.
                  DAMN YOU LOHNES! made me choke on my water, people at work wonder wtf was going on.
                  x2 - cleaning coffee off test results now ya bastid! ;D
                  There's always something new to learn.

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                    Good luck Dan -
                    can't think of anything funny - just make sure Duke don't turtle up on ya !

                    I shouldn't make fun - week from tomorrow I get my first colonoscopy.
                    Not looking forward to that day - or the day before either.
                    Phil / Omaha

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                      Good Luck Dan.... May the Swartz Be With You!

                      I like Phil, will be going for a my Colonoscopy in Aug.... :o

                      Ed & Jane Tampa, FL
                      1966 Plymouth Fury III
                      2014 Dodge Ram 1500
                      Long Hauler - 2009,2010,2012,2013,2014
                      Cocoa Beach & Valdosta - 2011

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                        Dan, that procedure would be micro-surgery for me, so it would be more complicated.

                        Ol' Duke will be spraying like a jet in no time. You'll have to get some of those toilet targets to have fun with your newfound toy.
                        Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                          my grandpa just had this done. he said it was not bad he was knocked out though woke up and it was done next day he went home.


                          he said he can pee like a 5 year old full fire house effect ;D

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                            I'm not going to touch this with a ten foot Pole.....

                            ( touch one little duke and your a Duke toucher for life )

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                              Originally posted by KeithTurk
                              I'm not going to touch this with a ten foot Pole.....

                              ( touch one little duke and your a Duke toucher for life )
                              Eeewwwww, he said Duke Toucher.......Nasty....... :D :D :D

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