Excuses For Losing...

[StrokerAspen]

What are some excuses you have heard after beating someone in a race?

I will start with one...

"My car is set up for drift, not drag racing"

[Schtauffer]

Re: Excuses For Losing...

You got the jump

[Two Lane Blacktop]

Excuses For Losers

Got distracted by what appeared to be a flying lobster hitting my windshield. -- :o

[CJTORINO]

Re: Excuses For Losers

Got distracted by what appeared to be a flying lobster hitting my windshield. -- :o

must be a coastal thing. thats not an excuse we hear very often in Montana.

[Two Lane Blacktop]

Excuses For Losers

"I got confused...thought my shift-light was my radar detector going off."

[StrokerAspen]

Re: Excuses For Losing...

"My Tranny was slipping"

[Two Lane Blacktop]

Excuses For Losers

"Guess my GF's flatus has really slowed my reflexes tonight."

[HotRodLadyCrusr]

Re: Excuses For Losing...

"Hey, you flashed me....that's NOT fair!"

;D

[TheSilverBuick]

Re: Excuses For Losing...

I can't think of any particular one except the "I wasn't really trying" excuse.

[StrokerAspen]

Re: Excuses For Losing...

"My VTEC isn't working"

[fahrenschnell]

Re: Excuses For Losing...

Sun visor flipped down!

or...

Sun was in my eyes.

[thevic24]

Re: Excuses For Losing...

oh i was just sandbagging so i could see what you had.(the guy that gave me this one, i beat 6 times and made some cash off him ;D)

[Schtauffer]

Re: Excuses For Losing...

My fan belt flew off

(that was one I used myself pretty often; converted to serpentine)

[StrokerAspen]

Re: Excuses For Losing...

I have a buddy that runs a stroker Bettle, and he takes the fan belt off to gain a half second. LOL.


"my bottle was too cold." (common problem up here in the "Great white North" :)

[miketblsr]

Re: Excuses For Losing...

I only have it on the low BOOOOOST setting!!!!!!