"Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."
Uh huh. I think the act of simply driving this in traffic is suicidal. I mean.... if I wanted to die that way, I'd put a 650CC motorcycle engine on a lawn tractor and drive it on the highway. ya know?
It's an improvement over Project Puma - at least it's not quite as ugly.
Blech.
I'm still trying to figure out what the point of these things is. It takes a lot of programming to make a machine balance on two wheels side-by-side, but I still don't get why someone would want to use such a thing. Particularly when two wheels front-to-back takes up about the same amount of space on the road, doesn't need complicated software to stay upright, and is a lot more fun to ride.
On that thought...as I understand it, Segways use your body position to move, yeah?
Put a drunk person in one of these on a controlled course. Sit back with your popcorn...you get entertainment, natural selection gets to do it's thing...
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"Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."
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