Cruise Ship Stranded!!!!!!

[pdub]

Oh man, oh man. It's a great thing nobody was hurt, but can you imagine how many genuinely pissed off foks there are in their tuxedos and evening dresses, paying big fare and expecting to be wined and dined and treated like royaly and acting like such? Even without the story, look at the photo at the top of the story - here come the relief supplies!

Oh my, oh my. Wouldn't want to be a Carinval agent right about now...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40084109/ns/travel-news/?GT1=43001

[rjfscorpio711]

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The smartest thing the Captain could have done was announce "Open Bar"!!!!!

[pdub]

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The smartest thing the Captain could have done was announce "Open Bar"!!!!!

"Folks, this is the Captain speaking....we regret that we've run out of expensive drinks and caviar, but there's good news. Really good news! There's a helicopter coming to drop a shitload of Spam on the deck!"

[BangShift McT]

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The smartest thing the Captain could have done was announce "Open Bar"!!!!!

"Folks, this is the Captain speaking....we regret that we've run out of expensive drinks and caviar, but there's good news. Really good news! There's a helicopter coming to drop a shitload of Spam on the deck!"

Spam? Really now? Oh, man...I always wondered what a rich-people riot would look like...

[BluLightning]

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It's freaking Carnival! Rich people don't go on those cruises. ;D

[BangShift McT]

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Rich or not...unless they are planning the biggest food fight ever, they might wanna get something more than Spam.

The food fight idea actually isn't a bad idea...will be easier to clean up than the shit that's about to hit someone in the food chain at Carnival right about now...

[pdub]

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It's freaking Carnival! Rich people don't go on those cruises. ;D

Bob, it's all relative. "Rich" people may not go on Carnival cruises, but you can bet POOR people don't. And therein lies the "I'm royalty for a week" syndrome.

Boy , those folks have to be pissed AND irate. Spoiled my dream.....

[BangShift McT]

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"Spam? WTF? What else do you have?"
"...uh...we have Pop-Tarts..."

*commence riot*

Someone fly over and get good footage of that. I'll pay Pay-Per-View for that.. ;D

[pdub]

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"Spam? WTF? What else do you have?"
"...uh...we have Pop-Tarts..."

*commence riot*

Someone fly over and get good footage of that. I'll pay Pay-Per-View for that.. ;D

HAHhaHAhAhahAhHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! And it's HOW long to get tugged to port???? HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!

[BluLightning]

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"Spam? WTF? What else do you have?"
"...uh...we have Pop-Tarts..."

*commence riot*

Someone fly over and get good footage of that. I'll pay Pay-Per-View for that.. ;D

Hey I kinda like Spam and Pop Tarts!

[BluLightning]

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It's freaking Carnival! Rich people don't go on those cruises. ;D

Bob, it's all relative. "Rich" people may not go on Carnival cruises, but you can bet POOR people don't. And therein lies the "I'm royalty for a week" syndrome.

Boy , those folks have to be pissed AND irate. Spoiled my dream.....

I know what you mean PeeWee. In all reality, if you don't drink and like to eat, you'll make out on a cruise. Unfortunately, I like to drink. ;) ;D

[BangShift McT]

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Pop Tarts aren't too bad. Spam is basically saying "f**k you" to me. Now picture these people, the ones who expected surf and turf and good bottles....

Order now, for $19.95! Hurry, before it's too late..

[pdub]

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It's freaking Carnival! Rich people don't go on those cruises. ;D

Bob, it's all relative. "Rich" people may not go on Carnival cruises, but you can bet POOR people don't. And therein lies the "I'm royalty for a week" syndrome.

Boy , those folks have to be pissed AND irate. Spoiled my dream.....

I know what you mean PeeWee. In all reality, if you don't drink and like to eat, you'll make out on a cruise. Unfortunately, I like to drink. ;) ;D

I've been on one (a cruise). They'll feed ya but they tell you what time to eat and what time to be there and which table to sit at and who you will sit with. Hope you like your table mates from Day One at the assigned time to eat. But you'll sure pay for drinks. Federal Budget kinda bill at the end. No, it's not pre-paid. Some folks flourish on all of that. I did not.

[BluLightning]

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The one I went on, you could eat when you want with who you want. Not bad but the bar bill, sheesh! That whole just sign for it deal is the kiss of death. ;D

[pdub]

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The one I went on, you could eat when you want with who you want. Not bad but the bar bill, sheesh! That whole just sign for it deal is the kiss of death. ;D

Okay, back to current, how 'bout some Spam flown in by helicopter while you miss your fantasy vacation AND all of the meetings you were supposed to be at next week? What a nightmare, I mean really. I mean, REALLY, this time. Really. That would suck shards of steel.

Oh my. Whatta mess.