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  • So- The BangShift Song

    The full-length version. What will it be? Will it be nose-whining fake cowboy hat wearing candy-assed country? Or will it be ball-busting metal? Or something in between? The studio is calling me.

    And, I need some words. And whatever happened to the Redball song? I know the tracks I submitted were terrible. We can do better on the BangShift song. Electric. Loud. We can do this.
    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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    Re: So- The BangShift Song

    Are you guys going to make me write this song by myself? I don't want to. Hello?
    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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    • #3
      Re: So- The BangShift Song

      there could be a song for this place...
      all on its own.

      I would be lacking talent to think of words.
      dynamical diversity, some without a university.
      slow esteem here is one more gear to go..
      and it wasn't even slow.
      oversized wheels is not a donk
      squeezed in the wells is not hellaflush.
      not here.
      a carburator is still winning.
      flat head, oval head, round head they are all heads needing something...
      a 2 valve is still winning.
      body weld and rivets, hardly enough artists to finish it.
      if it's solid state and made in viet nam...still not a ricer yet.

      it is a state of mind.

      the older the better holds true alot more often.
      machinists and welders and mechanics do not know brand names.

      Ads are necessary.

      Previously boxer3main
      the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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      • #4
        Re: So- The BangShift Song

        Uh-oh. Boxer, I can't even figure a key to play that one in....
        Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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        • #5
          Re: So- The BangShift Song

          Thrash metal, peewee can you growl?
          Neal

          Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

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          • #6
            Re: So- The BangShift Song

            Originally posted by nesabo
            Thrash metal, peewee can you growl?
            Yeah, I can growl like a pit bull getting humped by a drunk redneck.

            But I need some words.

            Words?
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            • #7
              Re: So- The BangShift Song

              OK this sucks

              "welcome to Bangshift.com
              all over the world we log on from
              automotive knowledge is cannot be equaled on the web.
              we like race and drive cars
              from maxton to b'ville, but not from bars.
              Brian and chad are the owners
              Keith and Steve are the moderators,
              "


              OK HELP!
              Neal

              Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

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              • #8
                Re: So- The BangShift Song

                Okay, that's kinda got a rap feel.....
                I can do that. Maybe some other suggestions maybe. We can build on that.

                I'm serious, tomorrow I'm gonna record SOMETHING. I don't want to write it.
                Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                • #9
                  Re: So- The BangShift Song

                  Originally posted by peewee
                  Okay, that's kinda got a Crap feel.....
                  I can do that. Maybe some other suggestions maybe. We can build on that.

                  I'm serious, tomorrow I'm gonna record SOMETHING. I don't want to write it.
                  you forgot a letter.
                  Neal

                  Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

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                  • #10
                    Re: So- The BangShift Song

                    Originally posted by nesabo
                    Originally posted by peewee
                    Okay, that's kinda got a Crap feel.....
                    I can do that. Maybe some other suggestions maybe. We can build on that.

                    I'm serious, tomorrow I'm gonna record SOMETHING. I don't want to write it.
                    you forgot a letter.
                    No, Neal....GO! Write this song for us!!!!!

                    Can you see the heavens opening up, and the bright light shining down? And Keith Turk appears.....This is gonna be special. Write it Neal. You GO! The world awaits us. It's our marble to play.
                    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                    • #11
                      Re: So- The BangShift Song

                      Okay Neal, I'm putting too much pressure on ya. Some of the other BangShifters should at least add a line or two to the song.

                      But Neal, your Avatar image...

                      Sometime around 1988 or so, I was riding my bicycle about 120 miles from home, in lower South Carolina. It was a Sunday morning. I hadn't seen a car on the highway for about a half an hour. And I came upon this: right in the middle of the highway. There was a thread here recently about stuff you've found in the road, but I came upon that thread days too late, felt not right to bump it after all that time.

                      So, here's what I found in the middle of the road:



                      So, Neal, take this as inspiration, and write the words to the BangShift Song. I know you can do it.
                      Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                      • #12
                        Re: So- The BangShift Song

                        Well, Neal and I have conferred on the matter via PM's.

                        Being as to how there are no more bidders, I reckon I have to loosely take Neal's song-points and write the BangShift song.

                        I asked for help.

                        So, what's the line from the Kurt Russell movie about Wyatt Earp....."You tell them I'm coming, and hell's coming with me!"

                        Stand back Brothers, cause what you get is what you got.

                        And the damnedest part of it all is, you didn't even ask for it. No, it was delivered to ya.

                        Gosh, is this a great country or WHAT????

                        No, not with me in it, it ain't.


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