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    What are the best one's you've heard.

    Mine: FIAT = Found In Any Toilet ;D
    Just groovin' to my own tune.

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    Re: Automotive Acronyms

    Originally posted by Gary 351C
    What are the best one's you've heard.

    Mine: FIAT = Found In Any Toilet ;D
    I was thiking FIAT = Fix It Again Tony ;D

    Here's mine... CHEVROLET = Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

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      Re: Automotive Acronyms

      Ford- Found On Road Dead or Fix Or Repair Daily
      200 mph or bust.......

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        Found On Reservation Dismantled
        F*ckin Oakies Really Digem
        F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge
        Mostly Old Parts And Rust
        Move Over People Are Racing
        Aint My Car

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          Olds - Obsolete List of Dealer Scrap ;D

          GMC - Get a Mechanic Coming

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            There's some real good ones out there. I alway remember this one because I owned a few.

            AUDI
            Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.

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              Re: Automotive Acronyms

              Originally posted by bb70duster
              Found On Reservation Dismantled
              F*ckin Oakies Really Digem
              HEY!! I'm like 20 miles from a "reservation" and you spell Okies without the A!! ;D

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                Cadillac

                Caution A Dead Italian Lying Lifeless Amongst Cargo

                AMC

                Another Mess of Crap

                GMC

                Garage Mechanic's Companion

                Chevrolet

                Caution Hazard Entire Vehicle Relies on Latent Engine Technology

                Dodge

                Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

                Ford

                F'r only runs downhill

                Buick

                Big Ugly Import Car Killer


                Man...I've got millions of these

                Brian
                That which you manifest is before you.

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                • #9
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                  NOVA - nastily overpowered vagina attractor. yep, made that up myself.

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                    OLDS------- Oil leakin derelict sled
                    FORD -------- Fastest On Race Day, First On Race Day
                    PONTIAC---- Poor Old Nasty Thinks Its A Cadillac
                    AMC -------- Almost Muscle Car


                    I'll bet you thought the Poncho was going to tasteless didn't ya!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Automotive Acronyms

                      Originally posted by racepics
                      FORD -------- Fastest On Race Day, First On Race Day
                      Yes, but FORD backwards stands for Driver Returns On Foot! ;) ;D

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                        CHRYSLER: Company has recommended you should learn engine repair
                        AMC: All Makes Combined
                        FORD: F-d over royally, dude
                        MOPAR: Mostly old parts and rust
                        GMC: Gay men's car
                        HONDA: Honestly, officer! No drugs/alcohol!
                        The former Remy-Z

                        "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                          Re: Automotive Acronyms

                          GTO had MANY -
                          Got Tires Ordered
                          Gas, Tires, and Oil
                          Got Too Ornery

                          There are more, but these come to mind right now

                          Dan

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                            My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'

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                              Dead On Dear God's Earth

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