You might be a Taliban if

[kelly andersen]

I though this was hilarious. Jeff Foxworthy (You might be a taliban if...)
"YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States

[Monk]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

#4 has always been one of my favorites

[Junk Whisperer]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

Yuk-Yuk@#8 ;D! ~J/W.

[pdub]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

I like this one from the pile:

http://www.weeville.com/taliban_singles.htm

[bnjny]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

I though this was hilarious. Jeff Foxworthy (You might be a taliban if...)
"YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States

Most of it sounds like the description of a refomed ex convict who lives in the south.... Not funny, but could be true.

[TC]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

Number 11 is just ignorant. :

Other than that I laughed at a few of them. :D

[pdub]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

Sorry, that post was about religion I guess. My bad. Deleted.

[kelly andersen]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

I wasnt sure if I should post it,didnt want to sound racist, but I thought it was hilarious. I think We can all relate to some of the things we see on the net.

[pdub]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

Sorry, that post was about religion I guess. My bad. Deleted.

I was referring to a thing I put out there and took back real quick. Woops, that WAS over the line.

I've got no problem insulting the Taliban. How about this one?

http://www.weeville.com/TalibanDiveTeam.mpeg

[kelly andersen]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

^^^^^ Sweet !!!

[Schtauffer]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

For some perspective on how most Afghans feel about the Taliban, read The Kite Runner and A Thousand Splendid Suns . Yes it's fiction, but you know that it's based on the truth.

[64falconsix]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

:D :D :D

[bnjny]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

I have always thought regurgatated 'funny lists' were a waste of bandwidth.

No, I have no love for the Taliban, but I see no difference between a 'you know you are a redneck if' list.

Stereotypes have a way of being perpetuated to the point that people believe them to be fact.

Case in point: Weapons of mass destruction. ;D

[kelly andersen]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

^^^^^ It was humor,lighten up Francis ^^^^^^

[bnjny]

Re: You might be a Taliban if

^^^^^ It was humor,lighten up Francis ^^^^^^

Yes, I got that it was an attempt at humor. The light up Francis part... Is that a Canadian thing? ;D

As that is funny to me... The Canadian thing. ;)