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    August 15

    - Moved to our new home in Jersey . It's so beautiful here. The lake
    to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered.

    I'm going to love it here.

    October 14

    Jersey is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and
    shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the park and saw some deer. They are so
    graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE.

    November 10

    Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal,
    hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

    Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent
    multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and cleaning up the yard will
    be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool crisp air.

    November 15 -

    Ah, more leaves and more exercise.

    November 18 -

    Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best to wait until they've all fallen before I rake again.

    November 25 -

    Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves and today's final raking it's over for this season.
    Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service next year. Only four blisters
    became infected. Should probably remember to use gloves.

    November 30 -

    What the f--k? Where did all of those leaves come from? A little wind last night and the lawn is covered again.
    Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.

    December 12 -

    It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard.
    We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. Had a snowball
    fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by and we had to shovel the end of the driveway again.

    What a beautiful place. I Love Jersey

    December 14 -

    More snow last night, I love it. The snowplow did his trick to the driveway again.

    I Love it here.

    December 19 -

    More snow again last night. Can't get out of the driveway to get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling.
    F---ing snowplow.

    December 22 -

    More of that white sh-t fell again last night. As if dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough, now I've got blisters
    all over my hands from shoveling, must remember to wear gloves. I think the snowplow hides around the corner
    and waits until I'm finished shoveling the driveway. The a--hole.


    December 25 -

    Merry Christmas.

    More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll kill
    the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the f---ing ice.


    December 27 -

    More white sh-t last night. Have been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that
    plow goes through every time.
    F---ing gloves got wet and then froze on my hands. Doctor said it was just a mild case of frostbite, disfiguration
    is probably only temporary. Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white sh-t. The weatherman says to
    expect another 10 inches of the sh-t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

    December 28 -

    The f---ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of that white sh-t. At this rate it won't melt 'till summer.
    The plow got stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door and asked to borrow a shovel. After I told him
    I'd already broken six of them shoveling all the sh-t he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one on his f---ing head.

    January 4 -

    Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back I hit a damned deer that ran in front of my car.
    Did about $3000 damage. F---ing beast should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.


    May 3 -

    Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out from all the f---ing salt they put all over the roads.

    May 10 -

    Moved to The Villages in Florida .
    I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God-forsaken state of New Jersey
    Rumors of my demise by rollover have been greatly exaggerated.

  • #2
    Re: New Jersey

    to get paid

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    • #3
      Re: New Jersey

      ....and THAT'S is what it's all about,"E/C"...."Sheckles","Benjimans","Long Green" :D. ~J/W.

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      • #4
        Re: New Jersey

        Originally posted by SpiderGearsMan
        to get paid
        Because they're opening all those manufacturing plants in NJ. :
        Cheap, slow, half-assed: Pick three

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        • #5
          Re: New Jersey

          I wont live there for the same reason I wont live in the south. The people who live there already is enough reason. Lucky for me the weather, remoteness, and no real jobs here keeps most of those people away from the UP.

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          • #6
            Re: New Jersey

            no , the high rolling wall streeters and corporate headquarters advertising and media means well heeled customers for my business ..sucks around here and it costs too much , but I tried the south , screw that

            it doesn't balance out , even with high tax and overhead , ya still come out ahead

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            • #7
              Re: New Jersey

              Originally posted by SpiderGearsMan
              to get paid
              and smell like the money. :

              the salt is calcium chloride, its a hidden asian agenda to destroy any american machine that survives..

              at least new jersey doesn't go into winter delusions. enjoy the stab of your "discomfort".

              a first year in central maine is a snapper for some. I was lucky, high school age, what some call rebelling is a stronger truth hindered getting defended... no pansy excuses allowed is typically falsely accused for something.

              I was almost discouraged about snow, until a friend pulled in with a 33 inch mud tired ford with a solid liftered cleveland.. yes, even hydraulic lifters suck.

              these places of getting anything can only make a demand closer what my own state has been missing for along time: solid engineering and planning resembling a no bullshit wartime martyr that is never wrong.

              Previously boxer3main
              the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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              • #8
                Re: New Jersey

                I was born in Jersey City NJ. I wanted to be close to my mother. Lived for 35 years across the river in Staten Island.
                Moved to Westminster Colorado in 1980. We get some deep snow. It was in the 60s' last week it is -6 today with about 2 inches of snow on the ground. It will be 40+ by friday. Boy am I glad I moved out of NYC.

                Nick

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