PHONE SOLICTORS! How do I get rid of them?

[groucho]

Re: PHONE SOLICTORS! How do I get rid of them?

You can try the do not call list.

https://www.donotcall.gov/

It's not supposed to be for businesses, but I added our business phones anyway. lol

Thanks BBR

[pdub]

Re: PHONE SOLICTORS! How do I get rid of them?

I found these suggestions. Thought I had them on the site, but I don't.

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my car won't start..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your problems.

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company..." You: (Wait for a second) With a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends...would YOU be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get blood out? Can you get out GOAT blood? How about HUMAN blood?"

9. Ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to their fellow employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream "Oh my God!!!" and then hang-up.

12. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number, you will call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!" Hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

15. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Tell the telemarketer, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

17. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

18. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder...louder...louder...

19. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write DOWN EVERY WORD.

[TC]

Re: PHONE SOLICTORS! How do I get rid of them?

Just tell them your in the middle of beating off and your not stopping for them.... ;) :D :D :D :D

[oldsman496]

Re: PHONE SOLICTORS! How do I get rid of them?

don't scream an hang up the phone there cowboy....



that'll get the cops callin' and askin' if'n your ok an then not believing you and showing up at your door wanting to look through your house to see if somebody's makin' you act nice or if you are just really nice..... i think......just sayin'...........
seriously.

[ch1ll]

Re: PHONE SOLICTORS! How do I get rid of them?

after reading peewee's stuff, I wish they would start calling me. sounds like fun ;D

[Monk]

Re: PHONE SOLICTORS! How do I get rid of them?

Only thing worse is getting unsolicited faxes

Just got one last night......at 9:00 PM

I faxed 'em right back with some descriptive
suggestions why they should take me off
their list

[63 falcon]

Re: PHONE SOLICTORS! How do I get rid of them?

: Answer the phone and lay it down,They will give up ???

[Monster]

Re: PHONE SOLICTORS! How do I get rid of them?

Once I realize it is one of "those" calls, I just gently set the phone down on the table and go about my business.
When I hear the loud phone-off-the-hook tone, I replace the phone in the cradel and give myself a slight smile.