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  • Negitive People who Rain on Your Parade

    First I coped this, I hope its not a repost. But it seems to fit on so many levels a lot of people in the World



    This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.

    So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.




    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.
    She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

    " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there?
    It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome .. So, how are you getting there?"

    "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

    "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser..
    " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

    "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

    "Don't go any further.. I know that place.
    Everybody thinks it's going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

    "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

    "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

    Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

    A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

    "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class.. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

    And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

    "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

    "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican , a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

    Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

    "Oh, really! What'd he say ?"

    He said: "Who the #### did your hair?"
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      :D
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        I think I know the hairdresser.

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          Originally posted by antmnte
          I think I know the hairdresser.
          I think we all know someone like that. :D
          I R Bob
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            LOL Now who might that be?????????
            2007 SBN/A Drag Week Winner & First only SBN/A Car in the 9's Till 2012
            First to run in the .90s .80s and .70's in SBN/A
            2012 SSBN/A Drag Week Winner First in the 9.60's/ 9.67 @ 139 1.42 60'
            2013 SSBN/A Drag Week, Lets quit sand bagging, and let it rip!

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              Originally posted by JeffMcKC
              LOL Now who might that be?????????
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                Originally posted by Tazracing



                Originally posted by JeffMcKC
                LOL Now who might that be?????????
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                okay, who didn't see that one coming? ;D
                Doing it all wrong since 1966

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                  Predictable balloon-poppers are so pathetically transparent.

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                    Originally posted by Two Lane
                    Predictable balloon-poppers are so pathetically transparent.
                    Yeah, they're everywhere, but even Rodney Dangerfield said, "I told my mom I wanted to go skating on the lake. She said to wait till it gets warmer."
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                      ;D. ~J/W.

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                        My sister in law
                        the most negative person walking

                        I swear......if my doc told me I had a year
                        to live...I'd move in with her
                        'cause it'd seem like an eternity
                        Thom

                        "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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                          Originally posted by Monk

                          I swear......if my doc told me I had a year
                          to live...I'd move in with her
                          'cause it'd seem like an eternity
                          lmao thom..

                          my exwife...her fave word was NO.....
                          "IGNORANCE SHOULD BE EFFIN PAINFUL"

                          522 cubes on One Gun,doin' it on W's at full weight baby!

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