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  • Senior Texting Code

    I love so much to make fun of myself....I'm not quite "here" yet, but I'm a just few hours away. I'll need to write all of these down because I sure won't be able to remember them when I need them:

    ATD: At The Doctor
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go,Pacemaker Battery Low
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL-CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing--Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where're The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil






    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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    Re: Senior Texting Code

    Thanks Peewee, that just went to my Old Man :D
    Escaped on a technicality.

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    • #3
      Re: Senior Texting Code

      Sent it to my older siblings and my mom ;D

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