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  • We Are In Trouble ...

    We are in trouble...

    The population of this country is 300 million.

    160 million are retired.
    That leaves 140 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school.
    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
    Leaving 20 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
    Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.

    Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.
    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.


    And there you are ... sitting on your ass ... at your computer, reading jokes....

    Nice ... Real nice.
    ;D

  • #2
    Re: We Are In Trouble ...

    THAT, was funny
    Jeremy George in Windsor NY

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    • #3
      Re: We Are In Trouble ...

      old, yet delightfully funny
      ;D
      Doing it all wrong since 1966

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      • #4
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        haha ;D

        I just read 26% of the state of maine is disabled.

        then they claim unemployed is ten percent...

        thats a real number of 60 percent with unkown incomes, (less than 1 in ten gets an actual career here)..

        I hear detroit like complaints...this place is too squashed to even have a voice to complain. :
        Previously boxer3main
        the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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        • #5
          Re: We Are In Trouble ...

          funny stuff!! ;D
          COBEY..... franklin, kansas

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          • #6
            Re: We Are In Trouble ...

            Steve.......I'll take the day shift

            you can have the night shift and weekends

            :D
            Thom

            "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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            • #7
              Re: We Are In Trouble ...

              Thank God for those Illegal Immigrints :o :D ;D! ~J/W.

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              • #8
                Re: We Are In Trouble ...

                : Since your at your computer blogging all this, neither of us are working. : So we are all screwed ;D

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                • #9
                  Re: We Are In Trouble ...

                  Dealing with such huge numbers and statistics, there's a chance the end result may err slightly. The whole subject made me do my own research, and I came up with practically the same end result. Very close on the math. Seems there are nearly a dozen of us left, not just two:

                  Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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