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    Let's hear some of your Favorite movie quotes.

    I'm gonna call you frog, Cause your kinda cute like a frog, you hop around alot, and i wanna jump ya.
    58 Plymouth Sport Suburban. 526 cubic inches of angry wedge! Pushbutton shifted 9 passenger killer!!"

  • #2
    Newbomb......did you ______________?
    UH.....just a little........
    OMG...your so immature.........
    Know what....I'm glad I ______________!!!!!!
    Fran Drescher at her finest moment.....LOL
    The Beatings will continue until MORALE IMPROVES !!!!


    • #3
      Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
      1967 Chevelle 300 2 Door Post. No factory options. 250 ci inline six with lump-ported head, big valves, Offy intake and 500cfm Edelbrock carb.


      • #4
        Can't remember the name of the movie, it's John Wayne though, after just knocking out a big dude, grabs the little one and is about to hit him when the little guy says ... "I didn't do anything!" Wayne, looking perplexed, says "Well ya shoulda!" and nails him.
        "Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne


        • #5
          Ok... It must be done.

          Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
          Captain Oveur: Roger!
          Roger Murdock: Huh?
          Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
          Captain Oveur: Roger!
          Roger Murdock: Huh?
          Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
          Captain Oveur: What?
          Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
          Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
          Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
          Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
          Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
          Tower voice: Over.
          Captain Oveur: Roger.
          Roger Murdock: Huh?
          Tower voice: Roger, over!
          Roger Murdock: What?
          Captain Oveur: Huh?
          Victor Basta: Who?

          Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
          Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
          Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

          Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
          Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
          Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
          Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
          Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
          Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
          Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

          Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
          Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
          Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
          Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
          Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
          Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
          Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
          Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
          Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
          Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
          Sir Lancelot: Am not.

          French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
          King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
          King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
          King Arthur: Yes!
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
          King Arthur: What?
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
          King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
          King Arthur: We found them.
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
          King Arthur: What do you mean?
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
          King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
          King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
          King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
          King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
          King Arthur: Please!
          1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

          Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
          Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

          Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

          Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
          Man in Black: No one of consequence.
          Inigo Montoya: I must know...
          Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.
          Inigo Montoya: 'kay.


          • #6
            There's one thing about those freshmen girls man I get older and they stay the same age!! (wooderson Dazed and Confused)
            Easy on the leather!
            I live my life one quarter mile at a time.
            Two bottles the big ones!!


            • #7

              Click with care

              "First I believe if you keep the RPM's high enough, ANYTHING is possible." PeeWee


              • #8
                You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
                Charles W - BS Photographer at large


                • #9
                  We can't stop here! This is bat country!
                  Rumors of my demise by rollover have been greatly exaggerated.


                  • #10
                    Charles W - BS Photographer at large


                    • #11
                      Del: You play with your balls a lot.
                      Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.
                      Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
                      Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
                      Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
                      Neal: You know what'd make me happy?
                      Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?
                      Last edited by TheSilverBuick; April 15, 2011, 07:30 PM.
                      Escaped on a technicality.


                      • #12
                        Michael Keaton in gung ho, is a frogs ass watertight. I laughed my ass off when He said this.


                        • #13
                          I want some hushpuppies Daddy .....We ain't got time for that crap!
                          Just because you can...Don't mean you should.


                          • #14
                            Never apologize it is a sign of weakness. ( JOHN WAYNE )
                            Moonshine the official Power Tour Drink.


                            • #15
                              One from a favorite movie of mine, Kelly's Heroes:

                              Tank Commander Oddball: "Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down."
                              That which you manifest is before you.