She'll kill me if she finds out I'm having this much fun telling on her.  ;D
So, we walk out of the house this morning to go to work and I do the normal kissy, "I love you" good by.  I get in my truck and start getting situated, while she's backing up.  Then I hear, "CRACK" and water start running.  She ran over a water faucet.  Not a little one.  A one inch faucet that comes directly off the well.  The under side of her truck is getting washed.  She gets out of the truck and says, "Look what I did!"  I'm already running for the well to shut it off.  I had a class to teach today, so I didn't have the option of dealing with it at that time, so I leave the water off and head to work.
So......I figure I'll be slick and finish up my class early today and head home to fix the broken pipe.  Half way through the 35 mile drive back home, my truck started shaking like crazy.  I figure it's a tire, so I move to the right lane and slow down.  I limped it home, and it was a bad tire.  Big bubble on the driver's side rear.  So I took it in and had a new tire put on and headed home to fix the pipe.
Got the truck fixed and the pipe fixed and I'm sitting on the porch having a cold one, when she walked out laughing so hard, she couldn't tell me what she was laughing at.  She had just come out of the bathroom.  She finally gasped, "The toilet is clogged!"  So, I got up and searched the house for the plunger and got the toilet fixed.  I'm now about ready for bed.  I hope nothing happens between now and then.  ;D
So, we walk out of the house this morning to go to work and I do the normal kissy, "I love you" good by.  I get in my truck and start getting situated, while she's backing up.  Then I hear, "CRACK" and water start running.  She ran over a water faucet.  Not a little one.  A one inch faucet that comes directly off the well.  The under side of her truck is getting washed.  She gets out of the truck and says, "Look what I did!"  I'm already running for the well to shut it off.  I had a class to teach today, so I didn't have the option of dealing with it at that time, so I leave the water off and head to work.
So......I figure I'll be slick and finish up my class early today and head home to fix the broken pipe.  Half way through the 35 mile drive back home, my truck started shaking like crazy.  I figure it's a tire, so I move to the right lane and slow down.  I limped it home, and it was a bad tire.  Big bubble on the driver's side rear.  So I took it in and had a new tire put on and headed home to fix the pipe.
Got the truck fixed and the pipe fixed and I'm sitting on the porch having a cold one, when she walked out laughing so hard, she couldn't tell me what she was laughing at.  She had just come out of the bathroom.  She finally gasped, "The toilet is clogged!"  So, I got up and searched the house for the plunger and got the toilet fixed.  I'm now about ready for bed.  I hope nothing happens between now and then.  ;D
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