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Originally posted by 98ciHemi View PostSlight issue. His car=my car. He is the only person I trust to drive the thing without my supervision.
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Go to the store.
Get a habernero pepper.
Crush it up really good in a coffee cup or similar vessel.
Pull a pair of clean underwear out of his dresser.
Put ONE drop of the habernero juice in the crotch of the underwear.
Put the underwear back in his drawer.
Who knows? Maybe he won't grab that pair of drawers until AFTER he and you have parted ways, but I am sure you would like to see the look on his face about 5 minutes after he puts them on.It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.
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We filled a friend's water bottle with Gin. He went to the gym with it everyday. He didn't sip when he opened it.
We kept moving the car around the parking lot. Since he is driving yours, go out and move it to another space right after he parks it, especially since he is the next one to drive it. He will either think it got stolen or not trust his own memory. We did this to a friend 9 weeks in a row. He is now senile. Can't remember anything anymore.BS'er formally known as Rebeldryver
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