If you could formulate your own air freshener....

[Ron Ward]

Think about this. If you could contact the folks at Johnson & Sons (Formerly Johnson & Johnson) and tell them what scent you would like for a new Glade air freshner, what would be the best BangShift approved formula?

My choice?

Gear oil, Bondo and bacon.


Ron

[JRoberts]

I would think gasoline and tire smoke would have to be involved

[BigDad]

I would think gasoline and tire smoke would have to be involved

The only thing you would attrack would be more guys ??

[Beagle]

I guess I will self-edit my reply for scratch and sniff flavor of the month. Ahem...

I'll spill Marvel Mystery Oil on purpose. B12 is good... and carnuba wax.

[Regarding tree-shaped air fresheners]
Miller: Find one in every car. You'll see.

-Repo Man

[JOES66FURY]

Carnuba wax,

Race gas,

[Barry Donovan]

Think about this. If you could contact the folks at Johnson & Sons (Formerly Johnson & Johnson) and tell them what scent you would like for a new Glade air freshner, what would be the best BangShift approved formula?

My choice?

Gear oil, Bondo and bacon.


Ron

I agree with non-orgnanic. fresh tires is strangely a good one.. or clean engine alloys after a car wash, engine full warm. No oils.
marvel does smell nice.. rislone too. regular oils..blah.

I run two oversized fresheners from a cat diesel dealership.. basic square cat engine yellow...large. they are like 6x8 or somewhere in there. The real fresheners can even grab the chemistries that aren't good, airless stuff. nitrogens etc...

a real good freshener, when its time is done.. literally disintegrates. That one really worked.

Remember the self combusters? that was as backwards as it gets.

[Stich496]

bondo and the smell of 2 part clear with tire smoke added..

the other bangshift smell, would be rated past family "g" rating so....
you figure it out

[Eagle Kammback]

I DESPISE the smell of gasoline, means something is leaking

I want a Burger and Bacon scented one
Also
Semi Related

http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Scented-Soap-Hand-Wonder/dp/B002OFW9YO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1303666040&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Bacons-Bacon-Flavored-Toothpaste/dp/B004MBNK5K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1303666086&sr=1-1

[pdub]

bondo and the smell of 2 part clear with tire smoke added..

the other bangshift smell, would be rated past family "g" rating so....
you figure it out

Figure? That's too easy to figure. Yep, stale raw fish. Been one of my faves since high school. Cost me a lot of money over time, too.

[Barry Donovan]

Figure? That's too easy to figure. Yep, stale raw fish. Been one of my faves since high school. Cost me a lot of money over time, too.

raw fish.
I think of the peppermint smelling chain reaction that allows the car to sound like popcorn as the steel disintegrates before your eyes.

If I smell that.... I am running away.

the hemoglobin stuff. The fish is the anti.. iron don't like it.

there is a high psi steel that keeps going.. but since when do us pathetic worthless humans get that from manufacturing.

[moparmaniac07]

The only thing you would attrack would be more guys ??

Air freshener, not cologne.

[BBR]

New tires. I love the smell of new tires.

[Gary 351C]

New Car Smell. People have tried over the years but no one can seem to get it just right. I recently took a ride with a friend in his 2011 Grand Cherokee and it smells exactly like my mothers '73 Buick Regal when it was new, how is that possible?

[Thumpin455]

I like scents that arent overpowering, but if it were to be a car thing then:

First fire of an engine, doesnt matter what fuel its running on, just the smell of the assembly lube and paint burning is a wonderful thing. Im not sure I want to smell it all the time, it kinda loses its appeal when you smell it all the time.

As for that certain aroma we all know that emanates from a certain anatomical region, well I dont want to smell that all the time either, its is far too distracting. Besides I can get that pretty much anytime I want.. ;)

[BigBlockMopar]

I just love the smell of ATF in the morning...