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  • pdub
    Colonel Turd Nugget
    • Oct 2009
    • 24542

    #1

    Sue Unit Plays Guitar

    Sue Unit had a brainstorm in the past few days. Hey, peewee, you can't find anybody around here to play blues rhythm for you, I'll do it myself.

    Neat! Begin guitar lessons. She looked up chord charts on the internet, and it took a while for me to explain what they actually mean.

    Unit said it was all backward to her, up is down, top is bottom, all backward. Every time she got frustrated and laid the guitar down, I'd put it back in her hands. It's called, "the beginning."

    Actually she did better with it than the first time I ever picked one up. I didn't have chord charts or a coach back then (at age 14 or so). She can already play an A-chord pretty well after only about a half hour of trying. And she's pretty close to a C chord, too.

    And the ends of the fingers on her left hand are going to hurt so bad tomorrow...I've tried to prepare her for it. That's what happens.

    Here she is strumming the very first guitar I ever bought for myself, around age 16 (37 years ago). It's a vintage Yamaha FG-75 that cost me 75 bucks brand new. Made in Taiwan. It actually plays good and doesn't sound too bad.

    From the whole fleet of guitars I have, this is one of only two I had never named. You've got Blonde, and Honey Pump, etc. I named them all. I'd never named this one, and I'd never named the steel Dobro, which has more face time than any of them.

    I told her this guitar has had miles and miles put on it. So many years, so many situations. She said, "Miles. It's named Miles."

    Why didn't I ever think of that? Has anybody ever waited 37 years to be named? This guitar just did.

    Here's Sue Unit and Miles the Guitar.

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    pdub
    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets
  • studemax
    [ Expletive Deleted ]
    • Nov 2007
    • 6389

    #2
    Tell her to keep at it.
    The first set of calluses should be forming in a month or so.
    Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

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    • dieselgeek
      Legendary BangShifter
      • Oct 2007
      • 9809

      #3
      Originally posted by studemax View Post
      Tell her to keep at it.
      The first set of calluses should be forming in a month or so.
      x2 !

      My wife picked up guitar for the first time about 3 years ago (she was already very good on piano, and decent on violin) - she's stuck with it and now she can play all kinds of cool stuff on electric, or acoustic. She's on her third professional instructor - she likes switching them up I guess.
      www.realtuners.com - catch the RealTuners Radio Podcast on Youtube, Facebook, iTunes, and anywhere else podcasts are distributed!

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      • pdub
        Colonel Turd Nugget
        • Oct 2009
        • 24542

        #4
        Unit's gonna be real mad at her fingers tomorrow, but she keeps picking that guitar up, trying it one more time.

        It's definitely tonight's obsession, and maybe by a stretch it'll last. It's fun, at least.

        She's rubbing the guitar and sayng, "Miles needs a case."

        A case? This guitar's been thrown into car trunks and is scarred up like Willie Nelson's acoustic from loaning it to friends and generally getting beat around, and it was a $75 guitar to start with all those years ago. And it's still a $75 guitar. But it really does play good.

        A case? I think it's a little late for that. No, Miles would freak out inside a case - what's that - a coffin? Miles wouldn't like that at all. Always been open-air.

        pdub
        Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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        • Ron Ward
          Legendary BangShifter
          • Dec 2007
          • 5340

          #5
          I still have the first Yamaha I bought new in 1977. I do like their older stuff. Unless you fork over the big bucks for their top of the line stuff nowadays, you get junk. I am considering buying a new Seagull. I like the necks on 'em and they play nice.

          Good luck to Sue. I hope she keeps at it.


          Ron
          It's really no different than trying to glue them back on after she has her way.

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          • HEMI
            Superhero BangShifter
            • Nov 2007
            • 1248

            #6
            Reading this reminded me that I still have a vhs recording of HAIL! HAIL! ROCK AND ROLL! that I copied off PBS almost 25 yrs.ago.
            I still watch it!
            Calypornya...near the beach

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            • Huskinhano
              Legendary BangShifter
              • Dec 2007
              • 5456

              #7
              Peewee, that makes me wonder how I'm gonna do. Hopefully I'll be able to learn.
              Tom
              Overdrive is overrated


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              • studemax
                [ Expletive Deleted ]
                • Nov 2007
                • 6389

                #8
                Peewee, that makes me wonder how I'm gonna do. Hopefully I'll be able to learn.
                When I had the guitar shop, parents used to ask me how hard it would be for their kid to learn to play guitar.
                I always told them the same thing, "Guitar is the easiest instrument to learn to play badly".
                Color me cynical, but I sat through too many bad to awful versions of "Smoke on the Water", "Iron Man", "Stairway to Heaven", "Crazy Train", etc.
                Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

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                • LORENSWIFE
                  Superhero BangShifter
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 2531

                  #9
                  Go Miss SUE!!!!

                  My sister took accordian when we were kids. The kids had to practice whatever song all week and then play it in a group. I was too young to just stay home and had to go too...it was pure hell listening to all those kids who a) did not like the accordian much and b) had not practiced the song.

                  ~gail
                  That awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!

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                  • DanStokes
                    Ancient LSR Guy
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 28358

                    #10
                    PeeWee - once again I'm reminded of how the two of us married up. Not many women with work so hard to make their husband's dreams come true. She's a good one.

                    If I'm ever going to learn guitar I'll have to buy a Rickenbacker. Preferably a red one to match my bass. They're a DREAM to play, like someone forgot to put strings on them. I don't know why the action is SO light but my fingers like it. And I like the sound - I know not everyone does.

                    That's a fine woman you got there.....

                    Dan

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                    • pdub
                      Colonel Turd Nugget
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 24542

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Huskinhano View Post
                      Peewee, that makes me wonder how I'm gonna do. Hopefully I'll be able to learn.
                      Tom, it was such a joy, to say again, talking to you on the phone a while back. That was cool. We need to do that some more, as we agreed. You are a real cool guy, as are all the BSers whom I've met. Is this a great place on the net, or WHAT?

                      The whole situation with Unit made me realize, not everybody can pick a guitar up and wail on it. It's so neat....wait, this finger goes there, that one goes there, etc. We guitar players take it for granted, it's like walking.

                      We'll see how good of an instructor I am. And I'm (supposed to be) a trainer by trade. It'll be the first time I've tried to train anybody on guitar, and I've been begged by wives after shows to train their sons, and I turned them down. But with Unit, if she wants to do it, by golly I'll jump through hoops to provide it. We'll just see how much I know (which is very little from a real musician's standpoint - I'm only a player).

                      It's something I do indeed know at least a little bit about. I'd get ahead of myself, talking about open tuning and stuff. No, it's too soon for that. Just play the chords on the charts. I had to keep backtracking - "Wait, we're too far ahead..."

                      Yeah, this will be fun. And as an update, she tried to pick it up again today and sure enough her fingers hurt too bad to try it. That was a sign - she picked it up again.

                      dubber
                      Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                      • pdub
                        Colonel Turd Nugget
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 24542

                        #12
                        Unit's come up with a great idea for a product!

                        Dr. Scholl's Fingertip Pads for Beginning Guitarists.
                        Last edited by pdub; April 29, 2011, 01:48 PM.
                        Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                        • DanStokes
                          Ancient LSR Guy
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 28358

                          #13
                          Moleskin. They make to pad corn on your feet and a friend who is a pro hunter and jumper horse trainer/rider uses it to keep his knees functional. It comes in sheets and can be trimmed to shape. It conforms really well to body contours and stays put pretty well. I think it's from Dr. Scholl's and you get it at drug stores.

                          Give her a hug from ol' Dan

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                          • HEMI
                            Superhero BangShifter
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 1248

                            #14
                            No pain.no gain.
                            Calypornya...near the beach

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                            • KeithTurk
                              Moderator
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 5209

                              #15
                              it's genuinely interesting that so many of us are musical folks... Its good to hear Dorothy is enjoying it Scott..... Peewee.... Sue is simply taking care of business.... it's good she enjoys it.... Cool stuff....

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