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  • #16
    Originally posted by KeithTurk View Post
    Damn it man.... Sailor you had to look up how to spell that car driver word didn't ya.... come on admit it....

    Hey I've been kicked out of better places then the royal wedding.... ( Seems King Fahad wasn't proud of us mere mortals peeing in his person bathrooms )


    ( and no I don't care how he spells his name )
    Nope. They learn us to spell in West Virginia!
    Formerly Shannon (aka: HillbillySailor). 2549 posts.

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    • #17
      Hey Keith,

      Glad you made it "through." Great to see ya on the screen again.

      I'm sucking up. 30 inches of vacuum.

      pdub
      Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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      • #18
        Does anybody want to hear the Keith Turk Song again?

        No, of course you don't. By now Keith's forgotten it anyway.
        Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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        • #19
          Keith was out there floundering in no web land. I walked him through the procedure over the phone this morning.

          If it was anyone but Keith I would have stabbed myself in the eye.
          "A cross thread is better than a lock washer." Earl Lanning...My Grandpa

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          • #20
            Chad, you're obviously a good tech rep. Most tech conversations begin with, "Is the computer plugged into the wall?" That's how the conversation always starts. Every time.

            I hate it when I call India and I get that question. I mean...no, not a rant.

            I'm doing a re-do, to celebrate Keith's triumphant and healthy return, and this is without request for it - I'll just do it.

            Keith is one of the few persons on earth who ever made me write a song about them. If I write a song (and they're all crap done by a poor player - ME) it's always about a situation, not a person. This is in fact a situation, but it's more about a person - Keith.

            It was inspiring. The speech he made from the podium at the Maxton kickoff, April last year. It's almost word-for-word.

            Here's what Keith said to the adorning crowd, and we were there:

            http://www.weeville.com/Keith%20Turk%20Song.mp3
            Last edited by pdub; April 29, 2011, 03:52 PM.
            Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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            • #21
              Originally posted by peewee View Post
              Chad, you're abviously a good tech rep. Most tech conversations begin with, "Is the computer plugged into the wall?" That's how the conversation always starts. Every time.
              Like when I was talking with DieselGeek to trouble shoot why my megasquirt wasn't giving timing commands to my MSD box, and eventually my troubleshooting determined I hadn't installed the ignitor module in the megasquirt

              "I want to control ignition timing, I've been trying for two weeks."
              "Have you installed the ignition controller?"
              "Uhhh, No, D'oh!"

              That conversation didn't actually happen, but in retrospect it would of saved me two weeks of troubleshooting!

              That was right up there with, is it plugged in?
              Escaped on a technicality.

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              • #22
                I love that song.... funny stuff....

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by BangShiftChad View Post
                  Keith was out there floundering in no web land. I walked him through the procedure over the phone this morning.

                  If it was anyone but Keith I would have stabbed myself in the eye.
                  Geesh...... Brian e-mailed me step by step instructions. But Turks gets personal service direct from SoCal.......... Sheeeet.

                  Oh, & welcome back Keith, glad to hear all's well in SoAl.
                  There are very few people in this world who's opinion I value, you are not one of them.

                  300 in 1999

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                  • #24
                    Chad giving Tech advice cracks me thinking about it...
                    Neal

                    Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by nesabo View Post
                      Chad giving Tech advice cracks me thinking about it...
                      But it must have worked!
                      Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by peewee View Post
                        But it must have worked!
                        Fess up Chad and Keith, Tonya figured it out!
                        Last edited by nesabo; April 29, 2011, 11:00 PM.
                        Neal

                        Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

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                        • #27
                          it took us a minute or two to sort out that my Car Junkie E-mail addy wasn't going to be good on this site..... then he walked me through fixing it cause it was BROKE like 14 mo fo's eating a Ham Sandwich....

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by KeithTurk View Post
                            like 14 mo fo's eating a Ham Sandwich....
                            Is that anywhere near like 26 French prostitutes in a perfume shop getting ready to go to the Royal Wedding?

                            Just really wondering....
                            Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                            • #29
                              ahhh, was wondering whatever happened to ...
                              Welcome back
                              "Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

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                              • #30
                                ...and somehow the words "international incident" never showed up. Successful trip?
                                Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                                "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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