For the parents: A new book, FREE.

[BangShift McT]

It should still be free on Audible.com and Amazon.com.

It's narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

It ain't for the kids, it's for you.

LANGUAGE WARNING

[studemax]

Not funny.

[Stich496]

Not funny.

x2

[88pony]

I like it!

[BOOOGHAR]

Not funny.

its not funny - IT F'N HILARIOUS

[LORENSWIFE]

All you really had to do was hear the first page...

Without upsetting anybody and seeming prudish I am effing SICK of the F-word, I could not watch freaking Deadwood because of the F-word, Like counting Jack in Titanic . I don't like F-bomb comedians who rely on the F-word, it is overused just to add shock value, it is added to a friggin perfectly good movie just to get an R rating, they put it in songs on the radio and those F-ing songs get the most F#*@ airplay because of the F-word

I guess I am F'ing tired of the F-word


~gail

[BBR]

I'm not a big F-bomb advocate, but since I have 2 kids, man I know EXACTLY where this book is coming from. Those are nights that cam make you question your decision to procreate at all.

[STINEY]

I'm not a big F-bomb advocate, but since I have 2 kids, man I know EXACTLY where this book is coming from. Those are nights that cam make you question your decision to procreate at all.

No foolin'. .

And why can't the little buggers just EAT their food? Really? I have to sit here for 2 hours and say EAT 400 times.....for exactly what reason? There are things they would rather do, they just can't EAT and be done with it so the world can continue to turn!!! AGGHH!!!

Then there are the days they eat everything they see. My kingdom for a happy predictable medium!!

[milner351]

Preaching to the choir here Stiney - man o man some days he'll eat everything you give him - other days - NOTHING will do - and he's not talking yet so we get the strangest and LOUDEST sounds coming from this boy and have nearly no idea what he's trying to communicate to us.

I think this has a direct connection with the two bottles of cherry mash bourbon that I've consumed in the last few weeks!

[chevy3100truck]

I completely understand the sentiment of this book!

And yes, there should be an eating one too - my daughter is a human garberator (seriously - she's 3 and her favorite foods are broccoli and cauliflower), but my son..... another story - if he gets one grain of rice in his mouth you can count on projectile vomiting, same with any other food he doesn't like..... needless to say he's spent plenty of evenings cleaning up puke or in his room.

Give him food he likes, and well he can eat like a champion.

[JOES66FURY]

its not funny - IT F'N HILARIOUS

I second that.