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I've seen this luxurious attic suite office. No finer place can be found in Tiajuana.
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For a reasonable fee I would be willing to open the BangShift North office in kitchenette of my apartment, or the trunk of my car. Your choice...Originally posted by BangShiftChad View PostComment
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I can open a Puget Sound Regional headquarters in my bathroom. I have a filing system and everything in there.1970 Camaro RS - SOLD | 2000 Camaro SS - Traded in for a Hyundai...
1966 Ford Thunderbird - SOLD | 1963 MGB, abandoned V8 project, FOR SALE/SCRAP
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The conglomerate will process these requests and respond in kind.
That which you manifest is before you.Comment
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I R Bob
You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning!
2007 LH, 2008 LH, 2009 LH, 2010 LH, 2011 LH, 2012 DNF/BLOW'D UP
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I am willing to be your west coast distribution center....I can run it out of my upstairs bathroom.If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark DonohueComment
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Joe, is it a half bath or full bath?
Is the ventilation good?That which you manifest is before you.Comment
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I'm willing to step up to the plate and run the South East Asia part of the BangShift global empire, the office will be in the shed with the other 100 ongoing/must get to someday things.Tim
Melbourne Australia
65 Hardtop Impala, 70 GTS Monaro, 93 "80" LandcruiserComment
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The high's and low's of being a media mogul (reading while skiing bumps at Vail?)Originally posted by BangShiftChad View PostPhil / OmahaComment
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Thanks for the offer on the Southeast Asian territory. We've already got that area covered with our new "BS Conglomerate Naval Fleet". Captain Stubing will be heading the fleet, which needs some paint and a pine tree air freshener to be fully functional.
See below.
That which you manifest is before you.Comment
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Are there going to be t-shirt cannons on this fleet for faster delivery?Who needs sugar and spice and everything nice? I'm a Southern girl - give me cars, guns and whiskey on ice. ~Mrs. Remy-ZComment
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The "BS Conglomerate Naval Fleet" looks like it has what it needs to run the Southeast Asia part of theOriginally posted by Brian Lohnes View PostThanks for the offer on the Southeast Asian territory. We've already got that area covered with our new "BS Conglomerate Naval Fleet". Captain Stubing will be heading the fleet, which needs some paint and a pine tree air freshener to be fully functional.
See below.
"BS Empire".
Can you show me any other "BS outposts"?Last edited by 65RHDEER; July 7, 2011, 05:39 AM.Tim
Melbourne Australia
65 Hardtop Impala, 70 GTS Monaro, 93 "80" LandcruiserComment
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Here's our BS Lapland HQ.
Here's our BS Bayou HQ
That which you manifest is before you.Comment
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Who will be in charge of HR?
And please print a list of who to kiss up to and in what order.
Jeeez conglomerate life is such a b!tch.
~GailThat awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!Comment
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Human resources will be handled by the conglomerate's new super computer Spanky. You tell the computer your problems and Spanky provides the proper response.
Here's an example:
Employee: "I'm being sexually harrassed!"
Spanky: "Stop being so hot."
See, it works awesome!
Example 2
Employee: "This is an unsafe work environment! There are bare wires and leaking gas cans all around my desk!"
Spanky: "Stop being such a wuss. Here's a gas mask and some electrical tape."That which you manifest is before you.Comment
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