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    Not trying to rile Loren"s wife or anyone else. It just struck me as funny.
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    Bah ha ha ha ha ha
    Charles W - BS Photographer at large

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    • #3
      Show me the sandwich maker
      Thom

      "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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      • #4
        what kind of sandwiches are we talking here?

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        • #5
          so many comments, so little time
          Charles W - BS Photographer at large

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          • #6
            Those are some very expensive high maintenance appliances.. Way too much for my pocketbook.

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            • #7
              Do they have one that cleans bathrooms and mops kitchen floors?
              That awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!

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              • #8
                If they mob kitchen floors they probably make very messy sandwiches, so... I don't even wanna know what they do in the bathroom for it to need cleaning afterwards...
                www.BigBlockMopar.com

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BigBlockMopar View Post
                  If they mob kitchen floors they probably make very messy sandwiches, so... I don't even wanna know what they do in the bathroom for it to need cleaning afterwards...
                  Clarification point...

                  She would ONLY be cleaning, she would wear an oversized mans jumpsuit, her hair would be cut off (by me).
                  Oh and Loren would be missing his eyes...

                  ~Gail
                  That awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by LORENSWIFE View Post
                    Clarification point...

                    She would ONLY be cleaning, she would wear an oversized mans jumpsuit, her hair would be cut off (by me).
                    Oh and Loren would be missing his eyes...

                    ~Gail
                    that reminds me of something I read regarding Benjamin Franklin, someone closed their letter to him with words to this effect "may your wife be fruitful, and your servants of low appeal." If only he had followed that advice lol
                    Doing it all wrong since 1966

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                    • #11
                      Outsourcing?

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                      • #12
                        DEFINE: HOUSEWIFE
                        An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
                        The Beatings will continue until MORALE IMPROVES !!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Chassisman View Post
                          DEFINE: HOUSEWIFE
                          An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
                          How's that workin' for ya?
                          If only it were as easy to fake housework!
                          That awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by LORENSWIFE View Post
                            How's that workin' for ya?
                            If only it were as easy to fake housework!
                            Oof!

                            Now that was funny.
                            I R Bob
                            You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning!
                            2007 LH, 2008 LH, 2009 LH, 2010 LH, 2011 LH, 2012 DNF/BLOW'D UP, 2013 LH, 2014 LH

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LORENSWIFE View Post
                              How's that workin' for ya?
                              If only it were as easy to fake housework!
                              ...I don't have a housewife....I have a business owner wife......we have a cleaning lady...LMAO......but for some reason.....she's VERY old.....and VERY un-attractive.
                              The Beatings will continue until MORALE IMPROVES !!!!

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