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  • Morning whizz......

    I used to could do this.........When I drank lots
    of beer

    Thom

    "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

  • #2
    All this shizz is MINE!
    Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

    "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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    • #3
      Little dog and BIG bladder. LOL

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Monk View Post
        I used to could do this.........When I drank lots
        of beer
        You could piss while walking on your hands? That's talent!
        I'm probably wrong

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        • #5
          Originally posted by tedly View Post
          You could piss while walking on your hands? That's talent!
          Ha!

          Thom

          "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by tedly View Post
            You could piss while walking on your hands? That's talent!
            Funniest statement ever made on Bangshift.... PERIOD.... even dragged Tonya in here to watch and read....

            Made my morning

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            • #7
              Tonya's MUCH too classy to find that amusing (in public). If you think it's bad now, Monk, wait 'till the ol' prostate swells (hope yours doesn't).

              Dan

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              • #8
                I guess you've never seen me at the beer garden at the state fair. I was in the port-a potty so long my wife thought I left and went looking for me.
                Originally posted by TC
                also boost will make the cam act smaller

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                • #9
                  So funny! A thread about peeing...
                  Still I am enjoying it more than that "that other" thread where all the scab picking is going on.



                  ~Gail
                  Last edited by LORENSWIFE; November 10, 2011, 01:52 PM.
                  That awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by tedly View Post
                    You could piss while walking on your hands? That's talent!
                    Reno 911 totally missed that line (and that scene - imagine...) when they were shooting.
                    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                    • #11
                      !!!
                      COBEY..... franklin, kansas

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                      • #12
                        So you can sign your name in the snow. BFD. I'll write the Constitution, and sign for John Hancock on my MFing HANDS!!! How you like me now, bitches?!

                        We the people...

                        Last edited by BangShift McT; November 10, 2011, 08:32 PM.
                        Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                        "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                        • #13
                          Mom taught me not to pee on my hands but it never occurred to me that THIS is what she meant.

                          Dan

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