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Sue Unit is involved with a program, never mind what it is. But each year, about the exact day of the year that it is today, she gets a package. Whhoomp. On the front porch. Kind of like Jelly of the Month Club, but this is gift wrap. A nice package. Bows, tape, wrap, tissue, all you need to wrap presents with. I mean, it really is nice and all laid out in a box, it sure is nice. If you like or want gift wrap. All you need to wrap a bunch of presents.
Gift wrap. Last year, I took the gift wrap package to the company Christmas party, where we were playing Dirty Christmas. Take turns picking presents, and if it's your turn you can steal a present already opened, or pick one from the pile.
The gift wrap package was the turd of the show. A zonk. Oh great, gift wrap! (Nahhhhght).
So, the package came again today. I'll not take it to the company party again, it was such a loser. After all, it was a re-gift. Superman and Mrs. Superman came home and I scampered over there - Would you like some gift wrap?
They looked at me like....well, the way they should look at a totally insane and disfunctional neighbor.
Mrs. Superman opened the box, suspect of the whole thing, this may be a bomb...and declared it to be really nice. With thanks, they took it into their possession.
Good riddance on our part, maybe they can use it. At least somebody will.
Re-gifting. Stories?
Gift wrap. Last year, I took the gift wrap package to the company Christmas party, where we were playing Dirty Christmas. Take turns picking presents, and if it's your turn you can steal a present already opened, or pick one from the pile.
The gift wrap package was the turd of the show. A zonk. Oh great, gift wrap! (Nahhhhght).
So, the package came again today. I'll not take it to the company party again, it was such a loser. After all, it was a re-gift. Superman and Mrs. Superman came home and I scampered over there - Would you like some gift wrap?
They looked at me like....well, the way they should look at a totally insane and disfunctional neighbor.
Mrs. Superman opened the box, suspect of the whole thing, this may be a bomb...and declared it to be really nice. With thanks, they took it into their possession.
Good riddance on our part, maybe they can use it. At least somebody will.
Re-gifting. Stories?
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