Quote of the Day

[Beagle]

I think we had one of these and I can't find it now... I saw a quote a few minutes ago from a t-bucket plan (tbucketplans.com) and I thought it was a great addition to Bob Holme's sig..

"I'm still learning and I hope to God I never stop!

[Joe Grippo]

"Write drunk; edit sober." - E. Hemingway

[SpiderGearsMan]

Load The Cart Boys ..The Mule Is Blind
Smokey Yunick

[1988montecarloss 2]

"Speed has never killed anyone - it's suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

[Wally]

"We've never won a race, but we've never lost a party" Delma Cowart

[min301]

Eat me, I'm a danish...

[TheSilverBuick]

"There are only two types of people I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's culture, and the Dutch."

[BangShift McT]

Good taste and humour are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

[70chevyC-10]

Life is like a card game, always makin' change -
J. Geils Band

I ain't old, just outta date -
Dwight Yoakum

My mind is making promises my body can't keep -
Little Feat

[JOES66FURY]

This is one we as maintainers use often

If you cant fix it with a hammer, get a bigger hammer. If that doesnt work call an electrician because it MUST be electrical.

[SuperBuickGuy]

Good taste and humour are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

humour? no one knows about English humor, let alone their good taste - word to the wise, never ask what's in a banger

[hoofhearted]

That would go over like a pork chop at a Jewish wedding.