Serious question.......

[DirtyWhiteBoy]

I think I know the answer tho.





If a man is in the woods----talking, and there are no women around to hear him,,,,,,,,
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Is he still WRONG?



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I heard that on my roadtrip to Pine Knot, KY today. I almost spewed my drink on the windshield.

[pdub]

I think I know the answer tho.





If a man is in the woods----talking, and there are no women around to hear him,,,,,,,,
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Is he still WRONG?



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I heard that on my roadtrip to Pine Knot, KY today. I almost spewed my drink on the windshield.

That one's too deep, too complex to solve. In the days before GPS, if a man asked his lady on a road trip, "Do you think we should ask somebody for directions?," That would have been be RIGHT in the lady's mind.

That one's too deep.

[LORENSWIFE]

Yes

[DirtyWhiteBoy]

That one's too deep.

I knew I wasn't smart enough to figure it out

Yes

(SIGH) I was afraid of that LOL

[pdub]

Uhh, no disrespect to another Tennessean, not ever...but how long you been in the man v woman game White Boy?

[DirtyWhiteBoy]

Uhh, no disrespect to another Tennessean, not ever...but how long you been in the man v woman game White Boy?

LMAO! Long enough to KNOW the expected answer............YES DEAR.......My wife LOOOOOVES it when I say that!

[pdub]

LMAO! Long enough to KNOW the expected answer............YES DEAR.......My wife LOOOOOVES it when I say that!

You have to learn to say, "YES DEAR," with the right inflection after a number of years, with enough sarcasm, like Ward Cleaver, and even she can figure out that you're just patronizing her. But it doesn't help. You do what she wants anyway.

I'm not talking about MY wife, by the way. Not Sue Unit, the best wife for me in the world. We have no problems anytime. Talking about other wives in my checkered past. And that's why they are past.

No, it's too complicated.

[hoofhearted]

I've been married 31 years.....The "yes dear" doesn't work as well as it used to. ( I think shes on to me )

[pdub]

I've been married 31 years.....The "yes dear" doesn't work as well as it used to. ( I think shes on to me )

Jim, does she tell you to take out the garbage when you've got your keys in your hand and are getting in the car to take a much-needed trip by yourself to somewhere away from everything for the first time in years? (that's from my actual archives, the first ex-wife.)

[PatricksDad]

Best advice I ever got from my dad was the night of my bachelor party:

"Son, you can be right, or you can be happy. Don't confuse the two."

[pdub]

Best advice I ever got from my dad was the night of my bachelor party:

"Son, you can be right, or you can be happy. Don't confuse the two."

Ohhh that is so true. Two out of the three times I tried it (marriage).

Got it right this time. Nothing's ever been better. I knew it was possible. I didn't give up. I could "see" it, and now I'm living it. No troubles. I love coming home from work. It's the place I want to be. Home with the REAL wife. Maybe I'm just lucky. I'm sure I am.

[JeffMcKC]

He better ask her to get the "Right " answer

[Deaf Bob]

He better ask her to get the "Right " answer

No no no. Do not ask! You are " supposed to know the answer"!


Not to brag. 38 years...

[OldMachinist]

Gotcha beat at 40 years. Course I got married at 12.

[Deaf Bob]

Dadgum hillbillies...cousin?