Serious question.......

[Thumpin455]

Well if a man is out in the woods, there should be no women around to hear him, unless there is a kitchen nearby...

[pdub]

Another question that comes to mind is...
If a man is in the woods----talking, isn't that wrong by itself?

Who is he talking to?
Himself...? His conscience...? to the animals? birds?
Is he drunk?

Or is he just GLAD to be in the woods, alone, with NO women around, so he FINALLY gets some quiet around him so he CAN actually say something? ...

There's a huge industry built around that. Mega millions of dollars (or maybe billions) per year in hardware alone. It's called hunting and fishing and four-wheeling and.... yeah. It's not at all rare. And BBM, you've got the real root cause identified, I believe, in lots of cases, at least.

[BigBlockMopar]

Another question that comes to mind is...
If a man is in the woods----talking, isn't that wrong by itself?

Who is he talking to?
Himself...? His conscience...? to the animals? birds?
Is he drunk?

Or is he just GLAD to be in the woods, alone, with NO women around, so he FINALLY gets some quiet around him so he CAN actually say something? ...

[pdub]

Many years ago I think it was before we were married, we were in a discussion about something. She asked me how I knew the answer. It kept going back and forth and finally I asked her "do you want to know how I know?", she said yes. I said "because I'm a man". Needless to say that was the last time I used that phrase.

Tom, that was quite bold and brazen, but my bet is that was a pretty career limiting move (a CLM), at the home front, at least.

[Huskinhano]

Many years ago I think it was before we were married, we were in a discussion about something. She asked me how I knew the answer. It kept going back and forth and finally I asked her "do you want to know how I know?", she said yes. I said "because I'm a man". Needless to say that was the last time I used that phrase.

[pdub]

LMAO! Long enough to KNOW the expected answer............YES DEAR.......My wife LOOOOOVES it when I say that!

Well ... White Boy. ...I don't know if you've had the chance to check out my website, but if not go the the Man vs Woman page....It's all there, and then some more. 13 years in the building of it. Lots of questions and no answers..

pdub

[JeffMcKC]

I must have got it wrong to many times, I was 2 and 3 to my ex, she is getting ready to marry 5 LOL I told her to quit calling all the time ask him maybe she will find out they dont get along before he is #5. She is the running bride, but she runs 30 days late...................

[Teddyzee]

...he's not wrong until he gets home.

[Deaf Bob]

Dadgum hillbillies...cousin?

[OldMachinist]

Gotcha beat at 40 years. Course I got married at 12.

[Deaf Bob]

He better ask her to get the "Right " answer

No no no. Do not ask! You are " supposed to know the answer"!


Not to brag. 38 years...

[JeffMcKC]

He better ask her to get the "Right " answer

[pdub]

Best advice I ever got from my dad was the night of my bachelor party:

"Son, you can be right, or you can be happy. Don't confuse the two."

Ohhh that is so true. Two out of the three times I tried it (marriage).

Got it right this time. Nothing's ever been better. I knew it was possible. I didn't give up. I could "see" it, and now I'm living it. No troubles. I love coming home from work. It's the place I want to be. Home with the REAL wife. Maybe I'm just lucky. I'm sure I am.

[PatricksDad]

Best advice I ever got from my dad was the night of my bachelor party:

"Son, you can be right, or you can be happy. Don't confuse the two."

[pdub]

I've been married 31 years.....The "yes dear" doesn't work as well as it used to. ( I think shes on to me )

Jim, does she tell you to take out the garbage when you've got your keys in your hand and are getting in the car to take a much-needed trip by yourself to somewhere away from everything for the first time in years? (that's from my actual archives, the first ex-wife.)