Bumper stickers that should be

[SuperBuickGuy]

"Thanks to your Prius and 100 just like them, I have cheap fuel for my SUV"

"I bet this diesel's tailgate looks better than me in spandex"

(plagurism)
"Because of me and 40 drivers just like me, one bus is off the road"

[BangShift McT]

"your car isn't load-rated to haul your fat ass"

[pdub]

" Scuse me while I totally embarrass you with the performance capabilities of an internal combustion engine. How's your eco-destroying battery doing?"

...but that's too long for a bumper sticker.

[DanStokes]

(picture of cell phone) "Hang Up And Drive". Not very original but needed.

Dan

[Thumpin455]

I plan to put something on the back of my GTO like "My GTO uses less gasoline than your Prius." What I would really like to do is get something that says "Nobody forced you to buy a minivan did they?"

[JOES66FURY]

the carbon footprint of my 50 year old gas guzzler is long gone, can you say the same for your over priced environment destroying NiMH battery powerd POS?

[pdub]

I think Brian and Chad ought to research the market opportunities for bumper stickers just like these. With the BS logo on them, of course. Another venue for revenue.

[Deaf Bob]

MOVE THE HECK OVER
LET THOSE OF US WHO DRIVE DO SO


change "heck to he(double hockeysticks)

[BBR]

"I can drive my gas hog Dodge another 150,000 miles for what your Prius cost."

[DanStokes]

How about "My Truck Uses NO Gas" on the Big Dodge? True - just Diesel fuel. I'm guessing most Prius Perverts wouldn't understand. If I was more adventurous I guess I could try used cooking oil - but I'm not (or maybe too lazy).

Dan

[Thumpin455]

MOVE THE HECK OVER
LET THOSE OF US WHO DRIVE DO SO


change "heck to he(double hockeysticks)

That needs to be on the front of the car, and reversed so it can be read in the mirror like an ambulance. Keep right except to pass is such a difficult concept for some people.

[pdub]

It just floors me, totally mindblown (but that's easy to do - blow MY mind)....how anybody would buy a Prius thinking they were doing their thing for the environment. That's just....well all of y'all have said it already and we all know it and agree on it.

What the Western world needs is a genuine Quantum Leap Generator. And it's not a car part. It's a capsule like the beam-me-down thing on the old Star Trek TV series. Yep, a quantum leap generator capsule. And we put the Prius owners in it, and they come out after the "treatment" saying, "Wow, WHAT was I thinking? That was all wrong....WHAT was I thinking?"

As far as I can guess, there's no other cure.

[JOES66FURY]

How about "My Truck Uses NO Gas" on the Big Dodge? True - just Diesel fuel. I'm guessing most Prius Perverts wouldn't understand. If I was more adventurous I guess I could try used cooking oil - but I'm not (or maybe too lazy).

Dan

you could go bio-diesel and really ruin their perspective...

[SuperBuickGuy]

hmmmm... saving the planet, one donut at a time.... too obscure
fuel me up, eat at MacDonalds? again, too obscure

Prii owners couldn't care less about what they're doing for the environment, it's all about what they appear to be doing. but how does that make them any different then the SUV with 28" wheels on it?

I still figure that Prii owners are simply misguided gearheads.... hear me out, they bought a car that doesn't do what it's supposed to do, is all about appearance, and is the way it is because of some mechanical device. In short, misguided (delusional) gearheads.

[Barry Donovan]

I can't think of a short one.
some clever ideas here.

there is a suburban local, tow hitch..heavy duty:

"don't tailgate, you are made of plastic."

my own needs something.. as if animals of a flock stick together. my own less than 1.8 liter is not in the yaris or hot rod honda category.

I've yet to think of something.

cool beetle

(liquid cooled) nah. beetles are on their own too.

25 years beyond a prius.

hahaha.